Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Rejected

A few days ago blogger was officially, completely blocked from my work. I used to be able to read and not comment. Now I can't even read. I can't get on blogger.com, I can't get on wordpress.com, I can't get on typepad.com, I can't get on dicks.com. I can't get on espn or cbs sportsline either. I basically have to fucking work all day long. Who do they think they are!?!?

Oh well. In less than 96 hours I'll be in Jamaica drinking beers, smoking joints, shooting up heroins, electrocuting pit bulls. I can say all that illegal stuff now that I'm not blogging at work, right?

13 comments:

Julie said...

More importantly, in less than 96 hours you can find out what the baby's sex is! ;)

Have a wonderful trip! Sorry about the work stuff, I can't do it from work either. It blows.

Chuck said...

Not even dicks.com? Damn they're ruthless at your work!

Have a fun trip. Enjoy the heroins!

Leezer said...

Hey Tim:

I'm sorry about work. Do you have Sonic Wall? It sucks big balls. I can't blog much at work either, even if I'm keeping it clean. Don't be scarce though.

My daughter's friend typed-in butt.com and an anal sex site popped up. Good times. Parental controls are in our not-to-distant future. I'm jealous that you'll be in Jamaica. Have a great time and take some pictures, okay?

JQ said...

I know a great kennel in Trelawney....

❉ pixie ❉ said...

96 hours! I am so jealous. Please find internet access and update us as soon as you open the envelope.

How about getting your company to start a "company" blog? Then they would have to open up blogger.

Melissa said...

Man, I am sick and tired of these employers expecting us to work on company time! The notion of working while at work is the most ridiculous thing employers have ever come up with. I'm writing my congressman.

Genevieve said...

Haha I think you can. That sucks, though. What jerkfaces. Have fun on your vacay, though! I'm so jealous!

Oh great One said...

It sounds like you have quite a vacation planned. Does that come as a package deal?

Min said...

Don't forget to jump off a cliff while you're in Jamaica, mon. Dude...seriously...that's fun.

Naynayfazz said...

I cannot get on anything either Tim. I hate it so much. I yen for blogging all day. Then I get home and I am too eff'ing tired to write anything.

Oh have fun in Jamaica. You lucky bastard.

Tim said...

Nay - EXACTLY!!! Just like I'm too tired to reply to everyone's comments even though I really want to.

inconspicuous attack toad said...

i can get on fleshbot.com but not cnn.com.

go fing figure!

Think Frustrated said...

We have the SonicWall that Leezer mentioned at my office, but it doesn't really stop much. The workaround is to use a proxy server and SonicWall won't catch it. I use CuteKnife (cuteknife.com). You just go to the site, and type in dicks.com and look at all the gay porno you want. However, it does take a little longer to load pages.