A few months ago I noticed my statcounter was approaching 100,000 “unique visitors”. I thought that was pretty cool and I developed a plan. The plan was to have my 100,000th hit occur for the first person who looked at my blog on my two-year blogging anniversary. At that point the plan was to award that person with $100,000. $100,000 or 100,000 hugs. Visitor’s choice.
After a few weeks I noticed the number was getting closer to 100,000 faster than I planned. So, I started writing bad posts to keep people away. For nine straight months I wrote bad post after bad post and my plan seemed to be coming to fruition. Then Lance Bass got gay and my plan was shot to hell with about 10,000 hits. Actually, if you take away those LB hits, take away the Adrienne Curry hits, take away the naked Brad Pitt hits, take away the hits of me pressing the refresh button, take away the “chloraphil” google hits, and my actual number is somewhere around 47 unique visitors. So, to those 47 people that have read my blog over the past year and a half, I thank you.
15 comments:
So you're just trying to get out of giving one of your loyal readers $100,000 or 100,000 hugs? Is that what you're trying to say?
That was the original plan. It didn't work out though. Today is not my 2 year anniversary.
You're welcome.
i just come for the starburst porn
you're welcome
Timophil:
You're welcome. Oh, and you, Pixie, and Mystery Girl are the only non-family members who read my blog, so I know how lonely lonely can get.
At least that explains why you had so many shitty posts.
I am just here to look at your great drawings.
did i win the money then?
Now I need to check out the 'bad' posts.......
You're very welcome. The pleasure is all mine. (Does that sound weird?)
Uh, VoF, unless I missed something on my family tree, we are not related. Unless...Aunt Maur? Is that you?
Oops. Sorry Popo. I mean Timophil, Pixie, Mystery Girl and Tinapopo!!!
First time here. That would make me unique visitor number 48 then? I say I win. I take the cash. No hugs...especially since you're wearing an Eagles jersey. ;)
You're welcome.
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