When your belly gets smaller, you've lost weight. When your ass shrinks, you've lost weight. When your legs, arms, hips, thighs, face, or anything gets smaller, you've lost weight. So, I was out in the snow yesterday and my nuts shrunk. Did I lose weight?
Hmm....that depends, did they weigh a lot to begin with?
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"my nuts shrunk" that is hilarious. just that sentence is too funny. only you tim, only you.
ReplyDeleteVery good question Rachel. I never put just them on a scale, but if I had to make an educated guess, I'd say between .25 lbs and 25 lbs.
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ReplyDeleteRachel, that's a very good question. I've never actually put just my nuts on a scale, but I'd make an educated guess of between .25 lbs. and 25 lbs.
Coming from ANYONE else this would be TMI - from you it's just TIM - Almond Joy anyone? Sometimes you feel like a nut... sometimes you don't...
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ReplyDeleteI just tried to weigh mine! But Mother just walked in on me, and thought i was having sex with her scale. She was NOT happy, especially after the bra and panties thing last week.
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ReplyDeleteGawd Dammit CATE now i got that dam song in my head.
ReplyDeleteStupid ass candy bar commercials.
hmm... I always wondered why they shrink when I run. Again, I just thought that running made me lose weight and thats where I was losing my weight.
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