Nice, with a capital F-A-T

Today is “International Dessert Day” at work. Employees cooked their favorite desserts. Internationality/Ethnicity was encouraged at first, but became optional because of lack of ethnic participation. So, I just went down to see what was made and I was bamboozled. Everyone who cooked something was sitting there watching you take or not take what they made. I’m too nice to hurt anyone’s feelings, so, I had to eat 9 desserts. I might puke.