Blogger comments don’t seem to be working right now, so I can write whatever I want and you can’t comment. It could be something hilarious, but no one could comment, so I’d feel not funny. So, instead, I’ll call you all a bunch of douchebags. You can’t comment, so you can’t defend yourselves. Are you a douchebag? Yes. Yes, you are. Douche!
15 comments:
Yo momma
HA!
Takes one to know one.
Who you callin' a douchebag?
crap. my plan has been foiled!
hmmmmm funny you should say that I've always wanted to be inserted and squirted up a private part. Just to know the experience one time
mel - you had to double comment just to rub it in, didn't you? I swear the comments were busted this morning.
hk - whoever smelt it delt it.
ogo - um, nevermind.
pk - where?
alekx - eww! mmmm...
douche nozzles are much grosser you know.
douche nozzles?? Never heard of it. Sounds awesome!
i've never actually drawn the connection between a douche and the bag
That really hurts my feelings, Tim.
Boo.
Hoo.
Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me. You mean bastard.
Don't get too excited, a douche nozzle is what's connected to the douchebag.
Douchebag.
I gave my dog a douche bath once. Turns out it's great for getting rid of skunk oil on their fur. Who knew? And you better believe I notified EVERYONE who glanced my way in WalMart at 4 am just why I was filling my cart with Massengil boxes and rubber gloves.
i am, its true.
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