That little kid got laid 28 times in three days?! Holy hell!! First of all, that's disgusting that it was with his ugly, old schoolteacher, and secondly, wow. Just wow. And I thought Scott and I were jackrabbits...
I think you read wrong. 28 times in 8 days. Still, thats once every 6.85714285714286 hours. Though for a 12 year old, I imagine he only lasts about 4 seconds. I'm twice his age and I last 8 seconds, so he must last only 4.
LOL belligerent intellectual said it all. Good one man...
Yeah she's quite scary looking, but maybe she looks better in make up! Nah, I doubt it. They say that the average thirteen year old boy isn't too picky...sure hope she doesn't end up pregnant.
Another woman! I wonder if she'll get a slap on the wrist or if she'll get off scott free like the pretty one did.
ReplyDeleteshe's ugly, so she'll probably get the death sentence.
ReplyDeleteThat little kid got laid 28 times in three days?! Holy hell!! First of all, that's disgusting that it was with his ugly, old schoolteacher, and secondly, wow. Just wow. And I thought Scott and I were jackrabbits...
ReplyDeleteIf my math is correct, that's like doing it every 2.5 hours (roughly, er...rounding up) right? Geezus.
ReplyDeleteI think you read wrong. 28 times in 8 days. Still, thats once every 6.85714285714286 hours. Though for a 12 year old, I imagine he only lasts about 4 seconds. I'm twice his age and I last 8 seconds, so he must last only 4.
ReplyDeleteWhen I see her, I think "beef"
ReplyDeletecharming...that's why I teach college.
ReplyDeleteEwww. Gross.
ReplyDeleteAnd I wonder if the kid actually counted 28 times. I mean, who the heck would count anyway????
Hi...we're in...Delaware.
ReplyDeleteName the movie, bitch!
AHHHHH!!! some students are just sooooooooo horny...
ReplyDeleteWayne's World. Or by "bitch" did you mean Tim?
ReplyDelete28 times over 8 days!? You would think that by the 15th or 16th time he would look up and think ot himself, "Maybe I can do better . . ."
ReplyDeleteShe looks like the evil bus driver from South Park. "Shut up or I swear I will run this bus off a mountain. AHAHAHAHAHH!" Where's her bird?
ReplyDeleteLOL belligerent intellectual said it all. Good one man...
ReplyDeleteYeah she's quite scary looking, but maybe she looks better in make up! Nah, I doubt it. They say that the average thirteen year old boy isn't too picky...sure hope she doesn't end up pregnant.
grody.
ReplyDeleteOh lord. The fact that she is ugly does make it all the more distressing.
ReplyDeleteYou know you want her. ;-P
ReplyDeleteWhen is little O'Donnell due?
45 more days.
ReplyDeleteI think she's kind of hot. I also think she worked at a school for the blind and mentally challenged, because...why else?
ReplyDeleteTim, I can last 9 seconds, and I'm 26, so I guess you get better with age.
TF - I wasn't very accurate with my math, cause I'm 30.
ReplyDeleteOh, Sorry. I guess you can only look forward to Viagra making you stay up way after that magic 8 seconds is over.
ReplyDeleteBlech.
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