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Tuesday, April 04, 2006
I'm going to write about my day, but only for as long as I can hold my breath. Ready, go!
I got beeped last night, but didn’t hear it. I found out when I got in, so I’ve been working on a fix and writing a loop to correct the problems that occurred. I have bowling tonight. I can hold my breath for pretty long huh? Ughh….
Okay so i'm holding my breath but i should tell you that i have asthma and this probably isn't very good for me. lukcy for you i have my inhalor with me, so should i begin to wildly gasp for breath, that should take care of the problem. amazingly, i seem to have an excellent lung capacity despite the asthma.
*done* things started to get fuzzy so I thought it best to begin breathing again.
well done everyone! As I was doing the post I kept mistyping things and I was fixing them and thinking, why am I fixing these, I'm wasting valuable time. ugh!
I can;t type very fast so I imagine this won't last long. God, I cannot think of what to say with no oxygen going to my brain lalalallalalalala ohh I'm still going erm wow I didn't know I could do this
*Holding breath*They still make beepers? I didn't know it was still 1992, how interesting. My chest is starting to hurt and I'm feeling a little dizzy but I'm bored at work so this will kinda make the afternoon a little more bearable. Wow, I'm pretty good at this.*Exhale*-
How are we supposed to know that you actually held your breath for the entire time?
I'm a former smoker, this is hard!
You reminded me of a Friends episode where they're having a contest to see who can hold their breath the longest. Joey is ahead by 2 minutes until Chandler comes over and pinches his nose.
So, I cheated and took one breath in all of that...
AH dear timmy poo. I can type fast so I would challenge you to a holding-breath-while-typing-a-thon. Oh geeze, this is way frikkin' harder than I thought. Nevermind. Does breathing out while you type count too? Because I'm tr y ing to ty pe abd its cmo g .........a ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Ok, I love competitions! I don't really have anything to write though.... Damn, I'm wasting valuable time so you don't know really how long I was holding my breath for. uh oh, it's getting painful, but I'm not goig to breath yet. SHit, long pause, time wasted....d
OK, all comments must be done while you hold your breath. See how long you can write before breathing. GO!
ReplyDeleteI have nothing to say.
ReplyDeleteBut this.
Still holding my breath.
This is silly.
I'm about to lose it.
OK.
I can't think of anything else to say.
Ugh!
(I don't know how long that took but that was fun.)
Okay so i'm holding my breath but i should tell you that i have asthma and this probably isn't very good for me. lukcy for you i have my inhalor with me, so should i begin to wildly gasp for breath, that should take care of the problem. amazingly, i seem to have an excellent lung capacity despite the asthma.
ReplyDelete*done* things started to get fuzzy so I thought it best to begin breathing again.
well done everyone! As I was doing the post I kept mistyping things and I was fixing them and thinking, why am I fixing these, I'm wasting valuable time. ugh!
ReplyDeleteEither you can hold your breath for a really long time or you can type really fast. I can not hold my breath any lon
ReplyDeleteI can;t type very fast so I imagine this won't last long. God, I cannot think of what to say with no oxygen going to my brain lalalallalalalala ohh I'm still going erm wow I didn't know I could do this
ReplyDeleteAnd dead
pk - at the end of practice once in college we couldn't leave until we finished a 50 no breath. It's easier if you swim slow.
ReplyDeleteI'm sick today and can't really breathe anyway so
ReplyDeleteshit, I sneezed and inadvertantly took a breath. So I thought I'd do it again. This is insanely hard.
ReplyDeleteI'm holding my breath, but only because I had mexican for lunch and my hotel room is kinda stinking right now...I'm sure you can get the picture.
ReplyDelete*Holding breath*They still make beepers? I didn't know it was still 1992, how interesting. My chest is starting to hurt and I'm feeling a little dizzy but I'm bored at work so this will kinda make the afternoon a little more bearable. Wow, I'm pretty good at this.*Exhale*-
ReplyDeleteHow are we supposed to know that you actually held your breath for the entire time?
ReplyDeleteI'm a former smoker, this is hard!
You reminded me of a Friends episode where they're having a contest to see who can hold their breath the longest. Joey is ahead by 2 minutes until Chandler comes over and pinches his nose.
So, I cheated and took one breath in all of that...
AH dear timmy poo. I can type fast so I would challenge you to a holding-breath-while-typing-a-thon. Oh geeze, this is way frikkin' harder than I thought. Nevermind. Does breathing out while you type count too? Because I'm tr y ing to ty pe abd its cmo g .........a ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
ReplyDeleteOk, I love competitions! I don't really have anything to write though.... Damn, I'm wasting valuable time so you don't know really how long I was holding my breath for. uh oh, it's getting painful, but I'm not goig to breath yet. SHit, long pause, time wasted....d
ReplyDelete