I came, I saw, I threw up because you’re so ugly.
Know when to say “know when”.
You’re only as funny as the mirror tells you you are.
Reading: The new chicken dance.
This is the first day of the rest of your April.
Pam Anderson stole my bike.
I think we can all agree that these saying are versatile enough to be used in just about any scenario, so please help me in my quest.
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Ooh, clever Timmeh, such a clever, clever boy!
Is that the chick that didn't like it when you did starburst porn about Rosie???
I know you're reading this Pam. Something you're trying to tell us? Who is this Pam you speak of?
I do however like the "Know when to Know When".
mel + pk - a little too obvious with the bolding, huh?
joo - HHAAA! I can't believe you remembered that chick's name. I think her name was Pam, but this Pam is an old friend who just found my blog who thinks she's being clever by not revealing herself, but I know. I know all!! And if you don't think I know all, reread my American Idol prediction! I know everything!!!
I absolutely can help, because Pam Anderson actually did steal my bike.
In exchange, I hope you will help me bring back "bites" as in "That bites." I feel like "That bloes." has had its day in the sun and bites deserves a renaissance.
Aw, man! I forgot all about "that bites". I'm bringing that one back. And "wicked" too.
I'm gonna use each of these sayings multiple times over the next four days....I promise. Yeah, I do...
...and "SIKE!" after a good fooling. Ah, those were the days...
Hi. I've been naughty. Hey, are you a parent yet?
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