I'm tired. So Tired. I'm tired of having P.

Poker – played yesterday. Finished 6th out of 78.

Parties – Went to a 2 year old birthday, then a 50 year old birthday. Two year old’s was freakin mayhem with about 45 kids running around. 50 year old’s was freakin mayhem with all my cowokers singing karaoke.

Puke – what I almost did at 5am the morning after the parties where I went from Amstel Light, to Heineken, to vodka, to Miller Light.

Pounds – 1350. The approximate weight of the 3 yards of mulch I got delivered and moved into our gardens yesterday before poker.

Pack and Play – one of the only big things we didn’t get at our baby showers. Bought it Friday night. Yep, nothing like hittin up Babies R Us on a Friday night!

Pathetic – Desperate Housewives. I hate myself for continuing to watch that horrible show.

Py family – The Philly family that was on Extreme Makeover last week that I finally watched last night. It was probably the least sad story out of any Extreme Makeover show ever. It sucks that these kids mom and dad died, but that bad shit happens all the time. They were given a new house, $150K, and free college tuitions, and they STILL put up a link to donate more money to the family. Do they really deserve that much?!?

Picked out names yet? – The question asked a million times to Titso and I at parties.

Pee – smells from eating asparagus last night

Pixie – the skank that gave me this.


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