B-Cup=misquoto bites??? I think not. I once saw a girl with what I figured was an A- cup. She was the president of the itty-bitty-titty-committee.
Tim, all day at work, I sit and work on the computer with my iPod on, and people are constantly coming up to me and talking to me. I'M FUCKING WEARING HEADPHONES!! THESE AREN'T LITTLE WHITE TUMORS GROWING OUT OF MY EARS! GO AWAY. NO SOLICITORS! Burns my knickers.
17 comments:
I said, that dress looks nice on you. But Kym's going to be mad that you borrowed it without asking. Again.
I'm going to take my clothes off and have a shower, ok?
Ok.
Stop that Tina!!!
WHAT. ARE. YOU. LIS TEN ING. TO?
TPP - HUH? ALL I HEARD WAS THAT MY BREASTS LOOK GOOD ON ME?
BROOK - OK, I HEARD THAT!
VOF - HOWARD STERN
ANON - !
Tim, they do look good, but slightly lopsided. Next time, try duct tape. It's a sure-fire way to keep the girls in-line.
ha! this is all i do at work too!
I can't hear you! You're speaking in Canada! (Ali G impersonation in case you're wondering)
Duct tape? Dear god. I've heard of it but never had to use it. When you're this side of misquito bites (b-cup) bandaids do just fine.
Just push them together with your arms. Then they look bigger. At least that's what I hear.
B-Cup=misquoto bites??? I think not. I once saw a girl with what I figured was an A- cup. She was the president of the itty-bitty-titty-committee.
Tim, all day at work, I sit and work on the computer with my iPod on, and people are constantly coming up to me and talking to me. I'M FUCKING WEARING HEADPHONES!! THESE AREN'T LITTLE WHITE TUMORS GROWING OUT OF MY EARS! GO AWAY. NO SOLICITORS! Burns my knickers.
I said! you have! a WASP ON YOUR NECK!!
TPP - YOU SAY TO DUCT TAPE MY GIRLS? ISN'T THAT ILLEGAL?
iat - usually i just nod and turn back to my PC
mel - Does he have any new shows coming out?
Mad E - the only thing I've ever used duct tape for before was to fix a broken arm
pix - enough of the small boobs talk here!
TF - you wear knickers?
ss - HUH? WASH MY FACE?
Take the headphones off. I said, "Worm fly stickers" Geez.
I SAID,I BET ON THE UNICORN AND LOST MY BET AT THE KENTUCKY DERBY! YOU OWE ME SOME ICE CREAM!
" "
Cool blog, interesting information... Keep it UP » » »
Post a Comment