Wednesday, June 28, 2006
I feel bad for you
I wrote the best freakin post this morning. It was so good that I had to keep to to myself. My Precious post for just me. I don’t want to give too much away about it in case someone else comes up with the same idea, but I will tell you it involved an ice cream cone with jimmies on top and a unicorn winning the Kentucky Derby. You guys are so unlucky that you can’t read it all.
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Reminds me of my youth.
see, you were try8ing to copy me...i wrote about ice cream last night
Pix - a unicorn won the KD when you were in your youth?
awa - I was try8ing nothing of the sort!
What do you mean by, "can't read it all?" Can we read some of it. Was this ice cream with jimmies on top a new collaboration between Breyers and Trojan. It could be called "The Safest Ice Cream on Earth that Also Tastes Like Strawberry-Flavored Latex." Then, because the name is too long, they will shorten it to, "Dulce de Latex."
I don't think breyers would go there, but I'm 100% sure Ben and Jerry has a Jumpin Ron Jeremy's Jimmie Covered Cream in the works.
I'm pretty sure I saw that flavor at Walmart the other day. Blech. Hairy Italian guys just don't do it for me, no matter what the benefits.
I don't really think Ron Jeremy does it for anyone. He's like a little troll with a dick of brobdingnagian proportions. Honestly, all that cock wouldn't fit inside someone.
Oops, Sorry Tim. Is this more of a family site now. This comment is rated R for brief nudity and adult language. It would include adult situations, but I didn't mention paying bills or balancing a checkbook.
I'm crying now. (On the inside) I can't believe you would keep such a treasure from us.
Good thinkin' Tim. You don't want to peak too soon. I'd save it for the last post you ever do so you can go out with a bang
Speaking of banging, think frustrated's post was icky. I dont like Ron Jeremy. But my best friend's boyfriend idolizes him. Ick
jimmies are sprinkles, right?
Tim:
You're a blog-tease.
I totally thought of that already. I just decided it wasn't good enough for my blog. I guess I have higher standards than you.
Ha ha...haven't visited for a while and suddenly have no idea why. Feeling very unlucky indeed...
Happykap is right...what the hell are jimmies?
Way to ruin my Thursday Tim! Thanks for nothing.
It's always polite to share.
yes all, jimmies and sprinkles are the same thing. They those thingees that go on top of your ice cream.
It's worth having an out of body experience for, so I can spirit myself into your house, turn on your computer and read it.
That makes more sense now. In my part of the country, Jimmies are a rap-guy slang for condoms. As in, "I got a pocket full of jimmies/ the beey-otches wanna gimme/ that coochie on the skinny/ Damn it feels good to be a gangsta."
OK. I made up that rap lyric, but, honestly, most people in the country would think of Jimmies as condoms.
Tim:
I thought Jimmies was slang for some street drug, like speed or something, which kind of cracked me up thinking of it on icecream.
mmmm jimmies.
Thanks for ruining my day!
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