Wednesday, July 26, 2006
Holy Lance Bass is gay traffic!
I write one little post asking people who they think they hottest boy band member is and suddenly 88% of the traffic to my site is people looking to get a little piece of Man BAss. I'm literally getting 4-5 hits per minute of people looking for his picture. Imagine how many I'd get if I posted the ones from Lance and I's private collection!?
and as further proof, the thing on my sidebar that shows how many people are currently viewing your site right now reads: "20 people are currently looking at my wiener"
ReplyDeleteI think the most anyone has ever looked at my weiner is 3 at a time.
ReplyDeleteTimophil:
ReplyDeleteMaybe you should just go ahead and post a link to any old weenie, so all these desperate folks can get on with life. Just make sure it's a big ol'weenie.
Tim, don't tempt the Photoshopper in me...
ReplyDeleteOh. Too late.
ReplyDeleteI knew I linked you at just the right time. I feel so in with the gay crowd.
ReplyDeleteRight now there are 17 people looking at your weiner. I want you to know that I averted my eyes discreetly.
conti - 3's a lot. or at least it's a magic number.
ReplyDeletevof - I wouldn't want to slander him... but would it be slander if I post a big man junk?
tpp - if ever a situation called for photoshop, this is it. very nice!
brooke - the gay crowd says it's ok to not avert your eyes.
ReplyDeleteThat old "i before e" saying is retarded. Is it weiner or wiener? MS Word's spellcheck thinks they're both ok.
ReplyDeleteOh, and look what I just found underneath that stack of dirty magazines you keep in your archives...
ReplyDeleteLB is hairer than I remember.
ReplyDeletecan anyone even tell me how to reach my blog through a lance bass search? I don't know how so many hundreds of people are dong it.
ReplyDeletei wonder how many times I can comment on my own blog. A "moderate safesearch" image search for lance bass ranks me as having the 2nd most popular picture. I rule.
ReplyDeleteWow. That's awesome. About the "moderate safesearch" thing. There's an S&M joke in here somewhere...
ReplyDeleteWhy was Lance punching you in the chest in that picture? I'd think he'd be more of the "gentle lover" variety, but I've been WRONG about that before.
Also, what search engine are you using? And are you doing an image search? Because I have yet to find you by googling Lance Bass. Although you were among the top three results with "Lance Bass Donkey Punch Pink Tutu." Odd.
ReplyDeleteNever mind. Although I don't know how it links to you.
ReplyDeleteWhile I type this, there are currently 17 people looking at your wiener.
ReplyDeleteDoes this kill my dreams of an 'Nsync reunion? Booo..
I think I spelled it incorrectly. You got it right. And that makes sense, doesn't it.
ReplyDeleteI don't know how comfortable I am with you becoming so popular on the internet. I think the more popular a blogger get, the lamer he gets. Well, you're already pretty lame so I guess I don't have to worry about anything. btw, that pic of you and Lance is very endearing. Sending that out with the Christmas cards this year?
ReplyDeleteOnly 7 gazing at your weiner at 11pm CST. Still, that seem high!
ReplyDeleteWow, those pics of your and Lance are da bomb! Tina did a killer job!