Didn't you people used to say "whoever smelt it, dealt it" when someone farted when you were little?!? My "secret" would be interpreted to be that I blame my farts on other people.
I wondered how people couldn't get that either. Of course the follow up to "Whoever smelt it, dealt it" would be "Whoever denied it, supplied it". Classic.
Damn, you funny.
ReplyDeleteI don't get it
ReplyDeleteTimophil:
ReplyDeleteYou crack me up. This one made me laugh hard. I don't laugh this hard unless I'm watching The Office. But farts are funny.
Whoever rhymed it crimed it. HA!
ReplyDeleteSome people are just too picky, man
ReplyDeletehmmm... i dont get it either. maybe you should attach a note..
ReplyDeleteDidn't you people used to say "whoever smelt it, dealt it" when someone farted when you were little?!? My "secret" would be interpreted to be that I blame my farts on other people.
ReplyDeleteTim:
ReplyDeleteMan, I can't believe people didn't get this. I taught my daughter that "secret" when she was, like three.
Who didn't get this?
ReplyDeleteThis was like, THE way to accuse someone of farting back in third grade.
Also, I have this book and I can tell you there are very few fart secrets in there. I think you've found your niche, Tim.
THANKS!
ReplyDeleteI wondered how people couldn't get that either. Of course the follow up to "Whoever smelt it, dealt it" would be "Whoever denied it, supplied it". Classic.
ReplyDeleteyep. Classic, fool-proof comeback. People always tried to make up rhyming comebacks, but they always failed.
ReplyDeleteTim farted.
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