Didn't you people used to say "whoever smelt it, dealt it" when someone farted when you were little?!? My "secret" would be interpreted to be that I blame my farts on other people.
I wondered how people couldn't get that either. Of course the follow up to "Whoever smelt it, dealt it" would be "Whoever denied it, supplied it". Classic.
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Damn, you funny.
I don't get it
Timophil:
You crack me up. This one made me laugh hard. I don't laugh this hard unless I'm watching The Office. But farts are funny.
Whoever rhymed it crimed it. HA!
Some people are just too picky, man
hmmm... i dont get it either. maybe you should attach a note..
Didn't you people used to say "whoever smelt it, dealt it" when someone farted when you were little?!? My "secret" would be interpreted to be that I blame my farts on other people.
Tim:
Man, I can't believe people didn't get this. I taught my daughter that "secret" when she was, like three.
Who didn't get this?
This was like, THE way to accuse someone of farting back in third grade.
Also, I have this book and I can tell you there are very few fart secrets in there. I think you've found your niche, Tim.
THANKS!
I wondered how people couldn't get that either. Of course the follow up to "Whoever smelt it, dealt it" would be "Whoever denied it, supplied it". Classic.
yep. Classic, fool-proof comeback. People always tried to make up rhyming comebacks, but they always failed.
Tim farted.
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