First of all, we need to have a talk. You're sort of "phoning in" your posts. It's almost as if you're busy, like you have a wife and a child and a jub to attend to. What gives??? Where are your priorities?
Second, I hope Kym knows what a very lucky woman she is to have original pieces of art dedicated to your love for her. Someday when you die, these will hang in the Smithsonian Portrait Museum next to the portraits of Thomas Jefferson and Robert E. Lee.
Good thing you're not doing the cards again. They were kind of gay, with the exception of the shaving legs one, the lubriderm one, the santa one, the baby one, and the other one.
Good stuff! And yep, how do you go from a masterpiece like that to a dozen roses and a Target gift certificate? You, my friend, have drawn yourself in a corner...
So you aren't going to wrap yourself in red celophane and stand at the door waiting for someone to show up. Those nice police officers might get a kick out of it.
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Timophil:
First of all, we need to have a talk. You're sort of "phoning in" your posts. It's almost as if you're busy, like you have a wife and a child and a jub to attend to. What gives??? Where are your priorities?
Second, I hope Kym knows what a very lucky woman she is to have original pieces of art dedicated to your love for her. Someday when you die, these will hang in the Smithsonian Portrait Museum next to the portraits of Thomas Jefferson and Robert E. Lee.
I've never celebrated. It works out well for everyone. :-)
i hope someday someone will draw me a valentine's card.
or maybe use paste and macaroni.
Thanks for reminding me about Valentine's Day. James will appreciate it ;)
Good thing you're not doing the cards again. They were kind of gay, with the exception of the shaving legs one, the lubriderm one, the santa one, the baby one, and the other one.
Good stuff! And yep, how do you go from a masterpiece like that to a dozen roses and a Target gift certificate? You, my friend, have drawn yourself in a corner...
It sounds like it's time to break out the Starburst.
funniest. cards. ever!
So you aren't going to wrap yourself in red celophane and stand at the door waiting for someone to show up.
Those nice police officers might get a kick out of it.
Amen brother!!!! I ain't doing shit this year.
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