Just over two years ago Kym and I announced we were having a baby. Shortly after that Tom Cruise and that premarital sex having slut Katie Holmes announced they were having a baby just a few weeks before us.
A few months ago I announced I was running a lot and that I was thinking about running a marathon. Just yesterday Katie Holmes ran the New York City Marathon on just a few weeks training.
Are these just coincidences? I think not. Stop reading my blog and trying to be me Katie Holmes!!!!!
On my agenda for 2008, reading a science fiction book and taking over the world using aliens and spaceships. Just try to steal this idea TomKat. I dare you!
Can you believe the nerve of some people? We know you are the original!
ReplyDeleteWere you on Dawson's Creek too? She's been put on notice.
ReplyDeleteYeah, and she finished in just under 5hr 30min. Is that better than you? If it is, then, "Ha! You got beat by a girl (Scientologist)!"
ReplyDeleteTimathon:
ReplyDeleteYou've got it all wrong. She is not copying you, she is stalking you. Who would you rather have stalking you - Katie Holmes or Tina Tequila?
Uhhmm, I hate to tell you this but...oh never mind.
ReplyDeletehmmm now that you mention it, the coincidences ARE startling...
ReplyDeletemake up some cool story that you're going to afria to cure all diseases and see what happens! :D
Does Katie Holmes have a blog? I bet she does, and I bet she tries to be funny. Joke's on her, though... she'll never be funny. She'll just always be a droopy-eyed zombie bride.
ReplyDeleteshe only "ran" the marathon though... I could have stopped half way through mine, taken a nap for an hour and a half and still beaten her.
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