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Wednesday, July 09, 2008
is this thing on?
I wish I could return from my I'm-too-tired-and-I'm-too-busy-to-blog hiatus with something spectacular like Starburst porn. But, I'm too tired and lazy.
You know, when I signed up for access to your site, you promised "daily updates". What the hell is my $19.95 a month going for if *not* Starburst porn?
I understand your frustrations, which is why I'm offering a one day only deal to renew your subscription for the low low price of $18.95 per month. Act Now!
You know, when I signed up for access to your site, you promised "daily updates". What the hell is my $19.95 a month going for if *not* Starburst porn?
ReplyDeleteThat's it...I want a refund.
I understand your frustrations, which is why I'm offering a one day only deal to renew your subscription for the low low price of $18.95 per month. Act Now!
ReplyDeleteTim:
ReplyDeleteHave Kenslee do some clay modeling with Starburst (I'd discourage porn, per se) and then post her creations. Problem solved.
"I'm-too-tired-and-I'm-too-busy-to-blog hiatus"
ReplyDeleteI think it's contagious these days!
What the world needs now...is porn...Starburst porn...
ReplyDeleteOh, how I miss Starburst Porn. If you were a true blogger, you'd do some more of it.
ReplyDeleteIf you ever do Starburst porn again you should make Skittle boobs. Just sayin'.....
ReplyDeleteuhm i know exactly how you feel. i'm so exhausted all the time i can barely put up a post about anything worthwhile. *sigh*
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