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Friday, October 03, 2008
Day 3
This 5 weekday in a row commitment to blogging is taking it's toll. I can't think. I can't sleep. I've got a bloody nose. I've developed carpal tunnel. I'm itchy. I'm twitchy. And the hemorrhoids. God help me the hemorrhoids!
There, there. It will get better. You go run yourself a warm bath and sit in it a spell and it will help the 'roids. You certainly don't want to strain yourself on the pot. Be sure to get a lot of fibre and prunes. And as for the blogging, maybe you should return to starburst porn.
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Tim:
There, there. It will get better. You go run yourself a warm bath and sit in it a spell and it will help the 'roids. You certainly don't want to strain yourself on the pot. Be sure to get a lot of fibre and prunes. And as for the blogging, maybe you should return to starburst porn.
Hemorrhoids? What a pain in the butt.
You can borrow some of my special pads for the rrhoids....
You've inspired me to start blogging more often and not just copying and pasting for the IM convo blog.
Keep it up! we're all blogging now. ;-) And i'll send you one of those inflatable donut things to sit on.
mmm.... i suddenly crave krispy kreme and i hate doughnuts...
use preparation h!
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