Friday, October 17, 2008
Joe the Terrorist
I have't been paying much attention to the presidental race, but after my last post I figured I'd study up. So, I decided to watch some videos on youtube. Did you guys know Obama is a Muslim? And an Arab? And a terrorist! He "lies with terrorists". Which I must assume means he sleeps with terrorist for money! And a lot of dead people voted for him. He has also strangled aborted babies with his bare hands and he secretly hates plummers. Obama wants to raise your taxes if you make more than $250 a year and will send you to Iraq if you disagree with him. Obama is a socialist which is REALLY bad. I assume. I don't know what that even means. But most importantly, Obama kicks puppies and he just peed in your drink while you were reading this.
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8 comments:
Like Amanda Plummers?
did I miss a 'b' in there?
But, yes. Doesn't everyone hate her?
He also fathered two black babies. Just sayin'.
luckily i'm rather poor so if he gets elected i'm safe from the rich- people tax.
i srsly never pay attention to politics. whenever i do i get annoyed and wonder why i'm bothering.
haha that whole bit about obama being friends with "terrorists" made me laugh when i heard about it. oooh brother!
are you going to do a post about mccain now, too?
Dammit, I knew I shouldn't have left my drink unattended. Now I need another.
He's also a double dipper and I heard he puts his trash out on non-trash pick up days. Yeah, yeah, the guy's a total asshat.
c - That's juicer than the Larry Craig scandal!
g - I know it's not very hip to say, but I'm the same way. I don't pay attention to any of it.
k - you need to have eyes in the back of your head to watch out for this there Obama!
m - I heard he also uses the express lane at the grocery store when he has more than 10 items, and he doesn't rewind his VHS tapes when he returns them to the video rental store!
Since he's been compared to Jesus does that mean my water he just peed in will turn to wine?
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