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Wednesday, November 19, 2008
Top 8 things that me want to be a vampire
Based on the vampire character defintion in HBO's True Blood.
1. Sleep all day 2. Don't have jobs 3. Are good at Wii 4. Drink Blood 5. Can't fly 6. Run fast 7. Watch lots of tv 8. Like chicks
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if they can't fly, can they at least jump high? i'd want to fly! i've always wanted to be a vampire, actually. since i was a little kid i thought they were the coolest. am i creepy or what? ;)
Tim, you do realize you can do most of those things. I would start with sleeping all day, watching a lot of t.v. and not having a job. Then once your wife leaves you for being a shlep, you can move on to # 8 and then eventually 4. Google "goth clubs" and go from there.
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if they can't fly, can they at least jump high? i'd want to fly!
i've always wanted to be a vampire, actually. since i was a little kid i thought they were the coolest.
am i creepy or what? ;)
I think they can jump real high, but they've never actually showed it. Vampires are the coolest.
They are definitely speedy on that show. To the point of almost teleportation. You don't think being able to "glamour" should make your top 8? :-)
Glamouring would be like number 1, but I was too lazy to explain what glamouring was.
Tim, you do realize you can do most of those things. I would start with sleeping all day, watching a lot of t.v. and not having a job. Then once your wife leaves you for being a shlep, you can move on to # 8 and then eventually 4. Google "goth clubs" and go from there.
You're welcome.
n - good idea. I think I'll leave work now to go home and sleep.
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