Friday, February 27, 2009
heh heh. He said...
In a few weeks I'm will have been with my company for 8 years. Everyday people come up to me and ask me questions and I often know the answers off the top of my head. When they walk away I think about how odd/pathetic/cool it is that I have all of this information in my head. But what's even cooler is when I get to say things like "Scrotum" and "Vagina" in a purely business sense.
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I wish I could listen in on these "questions".
Ooh - am all intrigued now. What are you being asked? I used to get to say stuff like that in a business sense back when I edited erotic fiction.
lol awesome
I love that you can use those words in conversation and still not violate a sexual harrassment policy! What other words do you get to use with inpunity?
Do you run a porn store, Tim?
O - no questions, just gestures
j - you edited erotic fiction??
g - yeah it is
c - umm.. chlamydia. ghonnoreha. anal fizzures
j - what I do isn't quite as romantic as running a porn store.
In a purely business sense?
But deep inside of you, you must be giggling your ass off.
You crack me up! Anal fizzures crack me up! But Chlamydia not so much....
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