Friday, April 28, 2006
Disgusting!
A few years ago I learned the hard way that ducks are one of only a handful of animals that rape. I was and always will be scarred by this incident. I thought that I'd seen the worst of ducks. Until today. Not only do ducks rape, but apparently they also kill thier own children and use them as slippers.
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Interesting...I always thought the relationship between Donald and his nephews was a bit odd.
What I find interesting is that he is wearing a bathrobe, but I still have full visual access to his "goods." Do ducks have "goods?" I guess if they rape, then they must. That duck can rape the stuffed Simba doll in my house. I hate Simba.
Duck prison would be interesting, too. Bunch of ducks, butt-fucking. They'd be butt fuck ducks.
What I find interesting is that he is wearing a bathrobe, but I still have full visual access to his "goods." Do ducks have "goods?" I guess if they rape, then they must. That duck can rape the stuffed Simba doll in my house. I hate Simba.
Duck prison would be interesting, too. Bunch of ducks, butt-fucking. They'd be butt fuck ducks.
your child has no hope
Why is the duck wearing a bathrobe? Aren't their feathers water-proof?
And why is it wearing slippers? Aren't their feet supposed to get wet and then walk through it? That's some pussy ass duck you have there, I'm just sayin...
awesome.
i came out of comment hiding to tell you that.
Three things.
1. That is a fucked up story about the duck rape incident.
2. Super funny post about them eating their young and wearing them as slippers. I wasn't really sure what I was going to scroll down and see.
3. Cute little gift for baby bore-a-phil.
i have a horrible duck story butit mostly involves a 5 year old me being dumped on mygrandparents in florida wile my parents went on a cruise. there is also a ramdom memory o 2 loafs of bread a day and an elderly boat trip...can't quite igure it all out.
That is hysterical.
At least it is not a teddy bear, dressed as a duck.
I am obsessed with TBDOA (Teddy bears dressed as Other Animals); and not in a good way.
The duck has camel toe.
Maybe I was a little high.
The HORROR!
lol - now i want to search high and low for little human slippers.
he's cute though, but yea, what's with the Big Bird legs?
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