Thursday, January 20, 2005

Animal Story II of the day

I was over at the Ass Chronicles today and for some reason Cate’s post reminded me of a true story I thought I’d share.

Two summers ago I was leaving a softball game when I witnessed the most fucked up act of nature I’ve ever experienced first hand. The softball field we play at has a little lake with a stream that flows into it. There’s always ducks and annoying Canadian geese in it (fuckin Canadians!) Anyway, on this particular night as we were walking over the bridge over the stream a duck flew and landed in the water and it was being chased by about 4 other ducks. I thought nothing of it. I just thought they were playing Duck, Duck, Goose. (I am pained by that bad joke.) But things turned nasty pretty quickly. The 4 ducks chasing were suddenly raping the other. Three of the ducks would hold the one’s wings down while the fourth took her from behind (or him, depending on if it was a homosexual rape or a heterosexual rape.) About 4 or 5 of us kinda stood there in awe, not knowing what to do. The ducks were taking turns banging this other duck. It would struggle free and then they’d get a hold of her and switch up. It went on for a good 3 or 4 minutes before the raped duck got free enough to fly away. That incident goes down with 9/11 and the space shuttle disasters as things that will be burned into my memory forever.

7 comments:

C-8 said...

oh
my
lord

I am so grateful that not one, but two of my blogs are attached to this posting... how can I ever ever ever make it up to you?

I can't wait until people find you by googling group sex duck porn...

Bittergrrl said...

Actually, this is true. Mallard ducks have been known to gang up and rape females to death. And for all of you blissfully ignorant dolphin-lovers out there, they've been known to do it, too. Humanity does not have the monopoly on cruelty.

The Pink Kitty said...

That made me sad :( Poor little duck!

Tim said...

yeah cate, 2 shoutouts on one post. Too bad it's a post about animal rape.

And sweetlethe, I've heard that dolphins also rape, but I wasn't sure of my source so I didn't mention it. That ones wierd because can't they just swim away?

Jenny said...

Oddly enough, I'm sort of turned on.

Did I just say that outloud?

Think Frustrated said...

Canada geese. They are from the United States.

Naynayfazz said...

Damn, that is some crazy stuff. I wonder if ducks can be tried in court? No Howard would never do anything like that. Poor ducks.