Wednesday, January 26, 2005

Dear Readers,
I was just perusing through my most recent 111 posts and I started to think I was giving off the impression that I’m weird. I just want to assure everyone I’m perfectly normal. I swear.
Thanks, Tim

15 comments:

nique said...

yeah! i'm normal too! well on my good days... which is subject to whom I have surrounded myself. i'm dependant on normal people to elicit "normalness." not sure that is a word?

who are you trying to kid Tim? you are so not normal! weirdo!

Tim said...

oh well, I thought I'd try.

Bittergrrl said...

Thanks for clearing that up, Tim. :)

jootastic said...

Why are you so arrogant to think that I read this post? Oh...er..wait...I must have... if I posted a .. er... comment... nevermind.

The Pink Kitty said...

What? You're normal? I guess I better stop reading now...
Just teasin'!

TIM! You should enter our Ass-ay contest on the ass chronicles! Being an ass man, how could you not?

Tim said...

TPK, I was definitely considering the ass contest. But I don't think my ass is interesting enough. In reality I give my wiener way more attention than my ass.

Alekx said...

Okay so in all your normalicy did you miss me?
No.........well shit...maybe I should give your weiner more attention to then I'd be missed.

Damn it's good to be back

Tim said...

Od course I miss ya!

You know, I spelled weiner about 30 times. i before e, e before i. I went into word and did a spell check on it and it didn't find a problem with either spelling, but when I clicked on the Word Thesasurs it didn't find any synononims. I'm pissed I spelled it wrong. But the word synononim, I don't care if I spell that wrong.

nique said...

thesasurs? hahaha awesome! weiner is a funny word. see timmy you are totally so weird! it's awesome.

remember, eye before e accept after sea

filmgoerjuan said...

If being weird is wrong then I don't wanna be elephant.

The Chronic Curmudgeon said...

Not sure if you're "normal," but normal's damn boring. Hysterical site, man. Really funny stuff.

Tim said...

flimgoer, I agree. I don't want to be an elephant either. Unless its one of those elephants that can paint. Or play soccer.

thanks chronic!

Burfica said...

but elephants have really big weiners. hehehehee

Alekx shame on you playing with other peoples weiners, your a married woman. Now flicking, flicking is okay.

You must be weird Tim, cuz I don't think I know one single normal person. LOL

Tim said...

LATE REPLY TO JOOTASTIC...

It was a horrible hour and half from when I first posted this to the first comment. I started wondering if people actually don't read this. I wondered if people wisened up.
I don't think wisened is a word.

AJ said...

If you should NEVER trust someone who tells you "Honest! I'm NOT lying!" then when someone tells you "I'm normal! I swear!"...............