Tuesday, January 25, 2005

I got to thinking...

When your belly gets smaller, you've lost weight. When your ass shrinks, you've lost weight. When your legs, arms, hips, thighs, face, or anything gets smaller, you've lost weight. So, I was out in the snow yesterday and my nuts shrunk. Did I lose weight?

12 comments:

Rachel said...

Hmm....that depends, did they weigh a lot to begin with?
;)

nique said...

"my nuts shrunk" that is hilarious. just that sentence is too funny. only you tim, only you.

Tim said...

Very good question Rachel. I never put just them on a scale, but if I had to make an educated guess, I'd say between .25 lbs and 25 lbs.

Tim said...

blogger.com just ate my reply (though it will now probably double post)

Rachel, that's a very good question. I've never actually put just my nuts on a scale, but I'd make an educated guess of between .25 lbs. and 25 lbs.

C-8 said...

Coming from ANYONE else this would be TMI - from you it's just TIM - Almond Joy anyone? Sometimes you feel like a nut... sometimes you don't...

Tim said...
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Michel Johansen said...

I just tried to weigh mine! But Mother just walked in on me, and thought i was having sex with her scale. She was NOT happy, especially after the bra and panties thing last week.

filmgoerjuan said...

They shrink?

citygurl said...

considering you seem to have pretty big cahoonas...yes. yes, you lost weight.

Burfica said...

Gawd Dammit CATE now i got that dam song in my head.

Stupid ass candy bar commercials.

CPW said...

ok, sorry to say, but you didn't lose any weight, there is a reflex call the CREMASTERIC REFLEX, named for the muscle (the cremasteric musle) which causes your nuts to retract into the body...mainly to prevent loss of heat, the spermies are sensitive to change in temperature...this also happens during sex and while doing certain types of excersise,like running, and it increases the risk of testicular torsion.

Tim said...

hmm... I always wondered why they shrink when I run. Again, I just thought that running made me lose weight and thats where I was losing my weight.