Friday, January 07, 2005

Closer

I know I’m going against the majority with this, but usually when a movie preview staring Julia Roberts and Jude Law appears on screen I blackout. It’s the visual equivalent to me drinking a case of beer in an hour. I don’t even see what the movie is about. I just have no interest in those two. I don’t particularly hate them, but I just don’t care about them. But then when Natalie Portman appears on screen I come out of my stupor. Then when they show Natalie Portman as a stripper I go black again, for just the opposite reason. You gotta love someone willing to take it all of for art. (and all you girls out there would feel the same way if it were Jude Law baring it all, you know it! admit it!)

And although I heard the nude scene was cut from the movie I think there is still g-stringage. I’ll take the small victory and pray for a directors cut.

Have a good weekend.

5 comments:

Burfica said...

HA HA HA yup, just like a typical guy

Tim said...

100%
And I avoided imposing my typical guy points of view on your blog's snows and ho's post (or whatever it was called, I don't remember). I thought I'd save my male chavanisum for my own blog because those chicks your were talking about sounded "hot hot hot" to quote Buster Poindexter.

The Pink Kitty said...

I'm a girl that likes guys who likes girls (well, usually, once or twice I have been attracted to guys who like guys so what can you do but make them your new best friend! "Girl, those shoes are you!") but I can appreciate your comments on Natalie Portman. She's cute and I like her a lot as an actress because she actually acts unlike ms. horse-teeth roberts. And yes, I would love to see Jude Law nekkid, and Orlando Bloom too, and Johnny Depp and I would have liked to have seen full frontal of the actor who plays Smith Jared in Sex And the City! It's just not fair that we didn't get to see him! not fair I tell you

nique said...

HOLY SHIT SMITH IS THE HOTTEST MAN EVER!!!! Good call PK!!! Mmmmmm!

Alekx said...

Did I happen to mention that I'm the body double for Natalie Portman...Ohhhhhhh I didn't mention that little fact. So sorry...
Do you still love me for my mind

Do you even belive the body double commment?