A few months ago I posted a series of pictures explaining how I fell in love with my girlfriend. If you haven't seen them, check them out here. I finished that post off by saying "They lived happily ever after." How wrong I was. A few months after I took those pictures she started acting weird. I was getting suspicious, but only after finding odd semi-liquids in the hot tub did I decide to hire a Private Investigator. Only because she broke my heart in two am I posting these pictures. Revenge!
When I met with the PI I knew after looking at the first picture things were not going to end up good. I couldn't see much, but I didn't have to.
Yep, thats our next door neighboor with her behind the bushes. Mr. Mellow.
I don't even know whats going on in this picture. I guess her desire for kinky things like this is what made her stray.
But, she couldn't have possibly enjoyed this. The Marsh Mellow's don't even have tounges.
This was always her favorite position.
The PI told me this went on for about 2 and a half hours.
Then they moved it towards the hot tub.
Then into the hot tub for more.
And they left that nasty semi-liquid behind... Marsh Mellow fluff!
But karma has a way of working things out. A few weeks after I broke up with her, she was pregnant. Mellow wasn't too happy!
And boy I wish I could have been there in the delivery room when she gave birth. Aparently Mr. Mellow wasn't the only one she was fooling around with...
Mr. Skittles is going to have a lot of explaining to do to Mrs. Skittles!