Friday, November 05, 2004

mmm Starbursts...

So since I couldn't be creative today I thought I'd post a little story I wrote a few years ago... it's really a story of pictures that kinda speak for themselves. When I was little we used to always have Starbursts around the house. I once came up with idea of biting them into the shapes of little people. I busted out a few of these people about 3 years ago and took pictures of the story of thier lives. Here it is!

Once upon a time there was a boy named Tim

And he met the most beautiful girl in the world.

So he took her out to lunch

And then they kissed

Then they got naked

Then they had some fun

Watch that hair!

Tastes like Starbursts

And they lived happily ever after


14 comments:

The Pink Kitty said...

That was hilarious! I like the little starburst people!

Hindu said...

Once in a life time one has the opportunity to experience something very special. I had the opportunity today. It takes someone as extraordinary as you to be able to animate the karma sutra in starburst. I salute you

Steimes said...

I love you.

JennyBabe said...

That is the funniest damn thing I've ever seen!!!

Oh great One said...

We want more candy porn!

Tim said...
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Tim said...

If you came from DbSO, there is a follow up here

ambs77 said...

Hilarious!

And you have too much time on your hands!!

jennifer starfall said...

really, i just have to say, i laugh until i'm crying every time i see this.

my husband said, "you know some really fucked up people, baby..."

even though i don't really know you, congratulations.

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dustin said...

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