I've noticed that just about everyone protects thier friends and loved ones with nicknames. So, I've been trying to come up with one for my girlfriend. Here's what I have so far...
- BITCHO (Boyfriend Is Tim, Check Him Out)
- HO (Homegirl O'Donnell)
- SKANK (So Kool And Nice n Kind)
- SLUT (Super Lovely, Utterly Tastey)
- TITSO (Tim's Insanely Terrific Special One)
- ASS (Amazingly Special Someone)
Votes and further suggestions are welcome.
6 comments:
TITSO is just so... sweet
I think I'll start calling her these names around the house and see which one turns her on the most.
oh my god i'm dying laughing!
Bitcho! hahaha
Funniest blog yet. Definitely going in the favourites.
Some thoughts about loved ones...
Completely Real, Always Caring, Kind, Wonderfully Honest, Openly Respectful, Exciting.
Confident, Overtly Caring, Kind, Truly Exceptional And Supremely Elegant.
(hey, this is fun!)
Cute, Rosy Aura, Personable, Fun And Completely Embraceable
Stunning, Utterly Gorgeous, A Really Terrific Individual, Tantalizing, Sexy
Yes, that took entirely too long to write. Don't ask.
Thanks Paul, and nice suggestions!
So, I started calling her BITCHO last night and somehow it didn't fly. She SO unromantic! She wants me to call her HOTTIE, but I couldn't possibly come up with an ackronym for that. Too difficult. BITCHO just flowed.
I was trying to figure "mahravaa" out. Is that an evil laugh? Or maybe a jewish holiday I never heard of?
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