Monday, November 08, 2004

Dear Kettle, You are black. Love, The Pot

Lazy people annoy me. This is coming from the person who has been known to skip meals rather than use the brainpower to think of something to eat, or the manpower to actually make it. The lazy people that have been annoying me recently are the elevatorists. I work in a 2 story building with an elevator 10 feet from the lobby stairwell. Last week for some reason there was cake in the lobby and people were taking the elevator to go downstairs to get cake then taking the elevator back up. It's 20 steps, I don't think it'll kill ya!! Take your double sized slice of cake and go build that gut up! fat ass. (Tim is not in a good mood today.)

4 comments:

Hindu said...

Maybe Tim needs some starburst lovin' in his day.

Tim said...

Everybody needs some starburst lovin in thier day!

The Pink Kitty said...

Wow, and I thought my people were lazy. Oh well, lucky for us, we don't have elevators in our buildings so we all have firm tushies. They express their laziness by not doing their dishes :(

Hindu said...

I witness the ultimate laziness everyday. A woman that works in our PR department will show up early to get herself a prime parking space. on the days that she is just a moment too late to catch the ‘rock star’ parking, she will watch for the person to leave for lunch than RUN (literally) to her car and move it up ONE space. What the hell is wrong with these people?