Tis the season to put a Christmas Village atop of the Entertainment center...
Tis the season for Starburst porn...
Tis the season to high five in the middle of a threesome...
Tis the season for Interspecies Erotica...
Tis the season for some crazy S&M shit...
Tis the season for voyeristic masturbation...
Tis the season to roast your chestnuts on an open flame...
Tis the season for the ho's ho's ho's...
It's been so long! Finally the starburst porn has come BACK to Chloraphil!
ReplyDeleteit's a christmas miracle!
ReplyDeleteEvery time a Starburst masturbates, an angel gets it's wings....
ReplyDeleteOr something like that.
It is a Wonderful Life!
ReplyDeleteJames says "He needs to make Christmas cards. I'd send them to my family."
ReplyDeleteThere is nothing better than coming here for a friendly pop in (not expecting much, mind you) and being surprised with the gift of starburst porn.
ReplyDeleteLife just can't get any better.
what do you do with the starbursts when you're done? do you reuse the same porn star(burst)s or do you eat them?
ReplyDeletebecause eating them would freak me out a little.
For the rest of my life I will think of you when I see Starburst. And porn. I mean, I will think of porn when I see Starburst, not when I think of you. Or maybe not. Maybe I'll think of you when I see porn too. It's all very confused in my mind right now.
ReplyDeleteYay! It truly is the holidays. Hehe..."interspecies erotica"—we just watched that on Wednesday.
ReplyDeleteStarburst Porn; the true meaning of Christmas...excellent Timbo!
ReplyDeleteLOVE the use of the village for your sick little porn stars!
ReplyDeletemel - is your address still 12342....?
ReplyDeleteja - not expecting much??!? how dare you not expect much out of this site!!
mk - I used to eat them. They taste awesome in porn form. But, I started using toothpicks to keep them together and they kinda got in the way.
brooke - thanks! I think.
pix - watched it friday. It was a lot better than I expected.
chuck - thanks!
funqi - decorating for christmas will never be the same.
Tim, you've excelled yourself! Best Starburst porn ever. Oh, I feel infused with the Christmas Spirit now.
ReplyDeleteohhh yeah. Do it to it.
ReplyDeleteohhh yeah. Do it to it.
ReplyDeleteWhen I think of Christmas, I think of Santa Claus, Jingle Bells, and pornography involving candy and a small porcelain village. Thanks for making my Christmas wishes come true. Are you going to put the "Threesome High Five" picture in your Christmas cards this year? You should.
ReplyDeleteI cant really say much cause it's already been said. But I dont know wether to feel dirty or laugh. I think I did a little bit of both. this is my first time with the starburst porn.
ReplyDeletehahaha i'm so glad i looked at this at work. i haven't laughed this hard since i saw someone fall down the stairs at a bar a few weeks ago.
ReplyDeleteThat made it well worth the wait! Encore!!!
ReplyDeleteTimophil:
ReplyDeleteStarburst man's love-blade looks like it is right under his belly-button in that S&M picture. Does he ever have premature e-burst-ulation?
Wow. I barely have words.
ReplyDeleteI hate everything that is Christmas, but you introducing Starburst porn to the holiday has renewed my Christmas Spirit!! It has de-Grinched and de-Scrooged me!!
ReplyDeleteThanks for giving me the best laugh of my day!
Tis the season to be glad I have no chestnuts.
ReplyDeleteStarburst sex is so hot.
ReplyDeleteNothing like claymation to get the creative "juices" flowing...
ReplyDeleteFantastic. Simply fantastic.
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