Friday, April 28, 2006
Disgusting!
A few years ago I learned the hard way that ducks are one of only a handful of animals that rape. I was and always will be scarred by this incident. I thought that I'd seen the worst of ducks. Until today. Not only do ducks rape, but apparently they also kill thier own children and use them as slippers.
Interesting...I always thought the relationship between Donald and his nephews was a bit odd.
ReplyDeleteWhat I find interesting is that he is wearing a bathrobe, but I still have full visual access to his "goods." Do ducks have "goods?" I guess if they rape, then they must. That duck can rape the stuffed Simba doll in my house. I hate Simba.
ReplyDeleteDuck prison would be interesting, too. Bunch of ducks, butt-fucking. They'd be butt fuck ducks.
What I find interesting is that he is wearing a bathrobe, but I still have full visual access to his "goods." Do ducks have "goods?" I guess if they rape, then they must. That duck can rape the stuffed Simba doll in my house. I hate Simba.
ReplyDeleteDuck prison would be interesting, too. Bunch of ducks, butt-fucking. They'd be butt fuck ducks.
your child has no hope
ReplyDeleteWhy is the duck wearing a bathrobe? Aren't their feathers water-proof?
ReplyDeleteAnd why is it wearing slippers? Aren't their feet supposed to get wet and then walk through it? That's some pussy ass duck you have there, I'm just sayin...
awesome.
ReplyDeletei came out of comment hiding to tell you that.
Three things.
ReplyDelete1. That is a fucked up story about the duck rape incident.
2. Super funny post about them eating their young and wearing them as slippers. I wasn't really sure what I was going to scroll down and see.
3. Cute little gift for baby bore-a-phil.
i have a horrible duck story butit mostly involves a 5 year old me being dumped on mygrandparents in florida wile my parents went on a cruise. there is also a ramdom memory o 2 loafs of bread a day and an elderly boat trip...can't quite igure it all out.
ReplyDeleteThat is hysterical.
ReplyDeleteAt least it is not a teddy bear, dressed as a duck.
I am obsessed with TBDOA (Teddy bears dressed as Other Animals); and not in a good way.
The duck has camel toe.
ReplyDeleteMaybe I was a little high.
ReplyDeleteThe HORROR!
ReplyDeletelol - now i want to search high and low for little human slippers.
ReplyDeletehe's cute though, but yea, what's with the Big Bird legs?