Wednesday, July 09, 2008

is this thing on?

I wish I could return from my I'm-too-tired-and-I'm-too-busy-to-blog hiatus with something spectacular like Starburst porn. But, I'm too tired and lazy.

8 comments:

filmgoerjuan said...

You know, when I signed up for access to your site, you promised "daily updates". What the hell is my $19.95 a month going for if *not* Starburst porn?

That's it...I want a refund.

Tim said...

I understand your frustrations, which is why I'm offering a one day only deal to renew your subscription for the low low price of $18.95 per month. Act Now!

Leezer said...

Tim:
Have Kenslee do some clay modeling with Starburst (I'd discourage porn, per se) and then post her creations. Problem solved.

Oh great One said...

"I'm-too-tired-and-I'm-too-busy-to-blog hiatus"

I think it's contagious these days!

Scarlet Hip said...

What the world needs now...is porn...Starburst porn...

Jootastic said...

Oh, how I miss Starburst Porn. If you were a true blogger, you'd do some more of it.

Naynayfazz said...

If you ever do Starburst porn again you should make Skittle boobs. Just sayin'.....

Genevieve said...

uhm i know exactly how you feel. i'm so exhausted all the time i can barely put up a post about anything worthwhile. *sigh*