Tuesday, December 12, 2006

I love taxes!

As promised, here is my post regarding my love for taxes.

Please note that from here forward whenever I say "taxes", I actually mean "boobs"

I love taxes! I love small taxes, I love big taxes, I love all kinds of taxes. A lot of people think that rich people should have bigger taxes than poor people. I agree. If you can afford bigger taxes, you should get bigger taxes. Rich people might complain about how much thier new taxes cost them, but it's for the good of society. Everyone is better off seeing the rich with nice, big taxes. But, taxes aren't everything. I like butts too.

The End.

10 comments:

❉ pixie ❉ said...

I'm poor but have a great set of taxes.

Tim said...

Kym's taxes increased when she was preggo.

Cookie said...

Taxes...that's hot.

Cookie said...

My tax brackets are just the right size.

Leezer said...

Taxes... more than a mouthful is too much.

Tim said...

cookie - damn, I totally forgot to talk about tax brackets.

leez - I think George Washington coined that phrase, didn't he?

Tim said...

Jacob, if you read this, I've tried to comment on your blog 10 times in the past day and it doesn't work. It's annoying.

treespotter said...

why taxes??

Tim said...

because in my last post I said I would write a post titled "i love taxes!"

Softball Slut said...

My taxes are just a tad more than a handful. I love my taxes. They get me into a lot of places and out of a lot of trouble. God bless Taxes