Saturday, December 02, 2006

Tis the season...

Tis the season to put up lights and take a really bad picture of them...






Tis the season to put a Christmas Village atop of the Entertainment center...





Tis the season for Starburst porn...





Tis the season to high five in the middle of a threesome...





Tis the season for Interspecies Erotica...





Tis the season for some crazy S&M shit...





Tis the season for voyeristic masturbation...





Tis the season to roast your chestnuts on an open flame...





Tis the season for the ho's ho's ho's...

26 comments:

Oh great One said...

It's been so long! Finally the starburst porn has come BACK to Chloraphil!

Tim said...

it's a christmas miracle!

Julie said...

Every time a Starburst masturbates, an angel gets it's wings....

Or something like that.

Tim said...

It is a Wonderful Life!

Melissa said...

James says "He needs to make Christmas cards. I'd send them to my family."

Jeni Angel said...

There is nothing better than coming here for a friendly pop in (not expecting much, mind you) and being surprised with the gift of starburst porn.

Life just can't get any better.

miss kendra said...

what do you do with the starbursts when you're done? do you reuse the same porn star(burst)s or do you eat them?

because eating them would freak me out a little.

Brookelina said...

For the rest of my life I will think of you when I see Starburst. And porn. I mean, I will think of porn when I see Starburst, not when I think of you. Or maybe not. Maybe I'll think of you when I see porn too. It's all very confused in my mind right now.

❉ pixie ❉ said...

Yay! It truly is the holidays. Hehe..."interspecies erotica"—we just watched that on Wednesday.

Chuck said...

Starburst Porn; the true meaning of Christmas...excellent Timbo!

Funqi said...

LOVE the use of the village for your sick little porn stars!

Tim said...

mel - is your address still 12342....?

ja - not expecting much??!? how dare you not expect much out of this site!!

mk - I used to eat them. They taste awesome in porn form. But, I started using toothpicks to keep them together and they kinda got in the way.

brooke - thanks! I think.

pix - watched it friday. It was a lot better than I expected.

chuck - thanks!

funqi - decorating for christmas will never be the same.

Just said...

Tim, you've excelled yourself! Best Starburst porn ever. Oh, I feel infused with the Christmas Spirit now.

Conti said...

ohhh yeah. Do it to it.

Conti said...

ohhh yeah. Do it to it.

Think Frustrated said...

When I think of Christmas, I think of Santa Claus, Jingle Bells, and pornography involving candy and a small porcelain village. Thanks for making my Christmas wishes come true. Are you going to put the "Threesome High Five" picture in your Christmas cards this year? You should.

Softball Slut said...

I cant really say much cause it's already been said. But I dont know wether to feel dirty or laugh. I think I did a little bit of both. this is my first time with the starburst porn.

ジェネヴィーヴ said...

hahaha i'm so glad i looked at this at work. i haven't laughed this hard since i saw someone fall down the stairs at a bar a few weeks ago.

Beechball * said...

That made it well worth the wait! Encore!!!

Leezer said...

Timophil:
Starburst man's love-blade looks like it is right under his belly-button in that S&M picture. Does he ever have premature e-burst-ulation?

TinaPoPo said...

Wow. I barely have words.

Blonde said...

I hate everything that is Christmas, but you introducing Starburst porn to the holiday has renewed my Christmas Spirit!! It has de-Grinched and de-Scrooged me!!

Thanks for giving me the best laugh of my day!

Chick said...

Tis the season to be glad I have no chestnuts.

Cookie said...

Starburst sex is so hot.

Sonja said...

Nothing like claymation to get the creative "juices" flowing...

HappyKap said...

Fantastic. Simply fantastic.