I just started to do research into all the women that Owen Wilson dated to see how horrible his life must be. But, after I went through one and a half pages of google results I got bored. I only found Kate Hudson, Demi Moore, Gina Gershon, Winona Ryder and Sheryl Crow. Disappointed with this pathetic bunch of D-List celebrities I gave in. I was hoping for something more juicy like a secret love affair with Prince William, or even just regular Prince.
So, then I just started to look into how much money he makes. I couldn't figure that out either. Just that 5 of his last 7 movies made over $200million. Now I know they say money Can't Buy Me Love, but it worked for Ronald Miller.
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For an ugly dude, he sure dated a lot of women. D-list or not. Although, with the exception of horse-teeth Gershon-- the others aren't so bad.
Is she pretty? Not Gina Gershon pretty, but, like, actually pretty?
I always think of Gina Gershon as a whore because of her slutty role in Cocktail.
If Owen Wilson was me, he'd probably kill himself completely. However, I think I'm pretty blessed. Maybe I'd kill myself if I was him (lots of sex with random women, money, fame, etc.). It must be so depressing.
It just goes to show that money and fame don't mean happiness. Under it all they are just shmo's like the rest of us.
I love the plot listed on the link to that movie. "Ronald Miller is tired of being a nerd, and makes a deal with one of the most popular girls in school to help him break into the "cool" clic."
I think I saw that movie on cable the last time I stayed home with diahrrhea.
Maybe he finally realized that, like most celebrities, he's led a very shallow and trite life, and unlike most celebrities, is not content with it. He probably feels empty for it.
Or maybe he's just bipolar...
He probably just o'd on coke. Word around Austin, where Luke lives, is that the Wilson brothers love them some strippers and coke. Seriously, I once saw Luke at a Velvet Revolver concert with a stripper so, yeah, probably just a coke binge.
n - I was being sarcastic about the quality of the women he dated, though I agree that Gershon is only popular because of a lesbian scene.
T - I actually never saw Cocktail. But I did see her in Bound.
O - Even bigger ones
L - I haven't seen the movie in about 10 years, but loved it back in the day.
R - My theory hd more to do with a donkey and a bottle of Jack, but yours seems valid as well.
M - Look at you, you name dropper!
Anyone would be depressed having to live with a nose like that. I mean, really. If I had to wake up and see that everyday in the mirror, I'd put a bullet in it.
I think you mean "Donald". ha! ;-)
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