In a few more years I'll love having these same conversations that I heard walking out of the Eagles game today with 5 minutes remaining...
Boy (about 6): Why would they take McNabb out? He's awesome?
Dad: To rest him.
Boy: Why do they want to arrest him?
Girl (about 8): They're going to arrest Donovan Mcnabb?!?!
boy: Why would he get arrested?
Dad: Because he's so good they have to throw him him jail.
boy: Whoa.
8 comments:
That was a damn good game, but those uniforms were terrible! I like how they had a female correspondent on the sidelines early in the game talking about the uniforms and she said, "The blue and yellow do go together nicely." Then the announcer says, "Well, that's your opinion." What a good game to go and see. It was over at the first half.
Meanwhile, the Bears still won't bench Grossman and we lost again. Fuckers.
Timathon:
Is Kenslee going to play the part of girl or boy in your dialogue? If she's like Georgia, she'll say, "why did that big man hit the little man? Was it because he called him a name?"
And I hate to be all politically incorrect and everything, but female sportscasters bother me. So do female cops. (Don't tell my friend Melinda who is a police chief and a hottie at that).
T - it's a shame that your defense was/is so good. If they didn't win so many games for the team Grossman would be about 2-16 and he'd be out. He's terrible.
L - You know what I've been thinking about that bothers me? That you prefer the DH. The DH makes no sense. It's retarded.
The Eagles definitely need to rethink those uniforms. Ugh!
Timathon:
Actually, I HATE the DH. I think it's retarted, too. Which is why I'm ashamed my teams (Boston and Seattle) are in the AL. I love the AL and all, but why can't every whiny pee hole have a DH so he can practice his defense? Doesn't make sense at ALL! Make sure you teach Kenslee about this, o.k.? :)
And we have Greise on the bench, who can win 8 or 9 games throwing good passes. WTF?
HA! Those are the best conversations! They give you stories to tell again and again for years! The children will roll their eyes as you repeat it to each new boyfriend.....
hahaha that's awesome. kids are so funny sometimes.
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