Monday, February 25, 2008

Why I'm done with Howard Stern in the morning

Steve-O "Yeah dude, so I'm married now."
Howard Stern: "What do you mean you're married?"
Steve-O: "I got down on one knee and proposed to her in front of her grandmom. That's married to me."
Howard: "Oh, so you aren't officially married?"
Steve-O: "Na dude, Fuck That."

KENSLEE: "Fuck dat!"
ME: "What?!"
KENSLEE: "Fuck dat!"
Me: "Uhh... no honey, we don't say that."

8 comments:

Oh great One said...

Oh no! You gotta watch what you say now boyeee!

Melissa said...

One time (at band camp) I was in the car with my friend and her two year old son. We were at a red light and then all of a sudden he yelled out "Right on red asshole!" He got it from dad. It was so hard to not laugh while telling him that was a bad word. Parenting must be so hard.

JQ said...

Woops!

Think Frustrated said...

Adam Carolla podcast. Leezer converted me. He's the best, but he's only on in the west coast. If you go to subscribe through iTunes, there are actually two podcasts. Subscribe to the one that was updated most recently. The other is a dead feed.

Good times.

Naynayfazz said...

That is probably a good idea. We all like cute and sweet Kenslee. We don't want this happening to her... (copy and paste link since I am too html retarded to make a link)

http://www.observationdeck.org/lip_images/baby%20smoking.jpg

❉ pixie ❉ said...

Yeah, probably should stick with Raffi.

Cruel Shoes said...

I wonder what it is that makes little kids pick out the bad words in a string of otherwise normal words. Why couldn't she have been repeating "married now" or something? Maybe it's just the fact that "fuck that" is just fun to say, if you think about it. The "uck" sound is addictive. In fact I think I might walk around the rest of the night just saying it to myself.

Leezer said...

But guess what Jacob? (by the way, Hi Tim!)

We listen to Ace Man religiously in the a.m. getting ready for work. Our seven year old always climbs in bed with us in the morning and now her favorite words are "Jesus Christ!" Now my husband turns it off when she's around.