Monday, January 26, 2009

The Blogojevich

About a month or so ago I made the decision to not get a haircut. I've had the same haircut for the past 12 years. A size 2 or 3 razor thingy on the sides and back. Kinda short in the front with a "push-up ceaser". Here's a collage I made of my hair as well as some other awesome things.



I decided it was time for a change. To what you ask? I made no plans. I was just going to let it grow and see what happens. Maybe I'd end up looking cool like one of the guys in Flight of the Concords. Maybe I'd get sick of it and go back. But, so far I'm sticking it out. It's getting to the point where I have to start doing something different with it and right now I think my only choice is to emulate my favorite corrupt politician.




I know I still have a few more months to get it to his height. I know I'll never achieve his greatness, but I'm going for it. I'm not giving it up for bleeping nothing. I'm not going to do it.

18 comments:

HappyKap said...

Did you see him today in all those pics that went along with the Oprah story? He had a hat on...where does one buy one larger than that hair????

Burfica said...

But I bet your wife isn't as bad a potty mouth as his is, and I'm sure your wife is prettier.

Christina said...

Best of luck in your noble quest, Tim.

Alekx said...

Hair club for men could help with the process. Get that height and all.

then you could say hair club for men I'm not just the president I'm a client.

I've always wanted to say that. Oh and mean it.

But alas not being a man makes things difficult.
Crap

Tim said...

H - No! I didn't see him wearing a hat. It must have been originally made for the statue of liberty or something.

b - his wife has just as potty a mouth. But, that's kinda hot.

c - I'm living a dream

a - I think I'd need hair club, propecia, lasercomb, and whatever else would help to get to match his quality.

Sarah Jane said...

In England a "push up ceaser" is called a "quiff"

Quiffs are gay.

Felisa said...

Good luck with that... when you do get it to that length, buy the most massive, powerful hair dryer/volumizer to tease your hair to that enormity.

Think Frustrated said...

I'm going bald so I just do mine with a #1 all around. "The Bruce Willis Solution." The Blago doesn't look good on you. Why not go for "The Carlton" or "The Ear of Buttery Corn?" Those might work better.

Melissa said...

Oh please, please, please grow it out like Bret! I'll even send you a sweatshirt with an animal on it! Kym will probably kill me for it but I'll do it! Just tell her it's "business time"

Rachel said...

Ok, I'd be impressed...

But can you pull off Carlton?

Tim said...

s - I've never been accused of being the most many man in the world.

f - the time involved in a hair dryer is the most major deterrent of this. My hair takes, literally ,4-5 seconds to do when it's short.

t - the ear of buttery corn would a major fashion and political statement if I could pull it off.

m - bret and jermaine were the inspirations for not cutting my hair. I really hope it starts to curl up like theirs soon. And I'd love a sweet tiger or monkey shirt.

r - Many a man has tried to pull off the Carlton, but none quite like him.

Leezer said...

tim: I love love love Bret (pronounced Brit). I think you'd have to perm your hair for the full Brit effect though. How about just shave it off? Like Jacob?

Tim said...

L - bret? Bret. Bret? Bret

Naynayfazz said...

Tim, you are way better looking than Blogowhatever his name is so it's not gonna happen. Although, if you do get your hair like that..... show us ASAP!

Oh great One said...

You are such an inspiration to me Tim. You set a goal and then go after it. Hero thy name is Tim.

I have gotten away from my push up quest with all the crap I sorta forgot it. I'm picking it up again starting tonight. I'm gonna try to join up around where you said you were. Wish me luck!

Jenny said...

Can't wait to see some updates of this hair adventure... so jealous that you're going to be in PC in 3 weeks... I can't wait for my VACA!!

Genevieve said...

alfonso ribero is the shit! i think you should get a jeheri curl and go for a flat- top.

egan said...

I've essentially had the same hairstyle since I was in college as well. Just got one yesterday in fact.

"number two on the sides, blend it in, and take off maybe an inch or two on top. Leave some curl"

I like how things are going so far Tim. If you were to go on Survivor, this would be your crash course.