Thursday, February 12, 2009

Tainted Love

Three years ago I made 12 of the most ridiculously stupid Valentines day cards for my wife. And not only did I give her all these cheesy non-traditional cards, but I gave her the utlra-cheesy, ultra-traditional "bear holding a heart" (because ofa joke on The Office maybe? I don't remember). At the time I wish I sat back and decided to giver her one every year until the year 2018 instead of all 12 at once. Because now I have nothing. I've had nothing for the past two years either.

Next Thursday we're going to Punta Cana, so we agreed to get each other something small vacation related for V-Day. So, I'm thinking I'll get her sand in my bathing suit. Or maybe sunburn can be bottled? I know the mosquitos there have malaria, so I wonder if I could get her one of those? I'm open to other romantic suggestions.

9 comments:

Felisa said...

It's been 3 years. Maybe it's time to recycle old gifts? Those cards were just too awesome!

Jenny said...

Those are the best cards ever. I'm so jealous that you're going to DR so soon. I don't think I'm going until May. :( Happy V-Day Tim!

Christina said...

Nothing says I love you like anti-malarial medication.

Tim said...

F - recyclying is good for everyone, right?

J - uggh, every single day I'm like "Is today only Wednesday?, " Is Today only Thursday?" I can't wait.

C - I'm sure Hallmark makes that exact card.

Melissa said...

Get her the sun. Oh wait, you don't have enough time to travel to space and harness the largest star in our galaxy.

Hmm, how about a scrunchie for her hair?

Leezer said...

once my husband gave me a lice comb. . i think they sell those in the DR.

filmgoerjuan said...

Get her a romantic DVD like "Happy Gilmore" or "Old School". Chicks eat that crap up!

Genevieve said...

Maybe a foot scrub cause you know her feet will get really gross after walking in the sand so much. Or a foot scrub so she can scrub YOUR feet cause they'll be gross after walking in the sand so much! ;D

Oh great One said...

How about a norelco beard trimmer with your name on it.

Sand in the crack always goes over well.

You're gonna let us know whay you choose right?