Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Rock The Vote

So Hillary won Pennsylvania yesterday I hear. I didn't vote. I didn't vote because voting is for nerds. I started blogging almost 4 years ago right before the 2004 elections. All everyone could blog about was blah blah blah Al Gore. It seems most bloggers are democrats? I didn't vote then, but I'm thinking about voting this November. With Hillary back in the hunt now I'm thinking more and more about putting my vote out there. My vote, of course, will be based solely on the hotness of whatever chick will be in the white house.

Hillary, sorry, but you've got no chance for my vote.

Barack's wife? Not bad.

Now Cindy McCain. That's what I'm talking about. I bet she has nothing on under that coat.

But, my real hope is that a new contender will pop up. I'm hoping that contender is a certain Texan polygamist. I'd love to be checking out these hotties for the next 4 years.


Leezer said...


Ha ha! The polygamists are indeed sexy, aren't they? Hillary sounds like Karen, Plankton's computer wife on Spongebob. She freaks me out with her manliness. Of course all the feminazis will send me hate mail, but it won't be the first time.

I'm voting for Michael Johns for president. Or Adam Corolla

Oh great One said...

Ha! You are to funny! After a while all the polygamist wives look the same don't they?

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Melissa said...

Well at least we know they can multi-task and that's always an endearing quality in a president.
Plus I'd vote for them solely because they're Texan and everyone knows Texans are the best people in the entire country. We know how to do shit right, especially polygamy!

JQ said...

Hmmm, polygamist or Billary? I'm voting like I always do....pissy ass drunk.

Amanda said...

I'm usually a lurker here on your page, but I've decided to come out of the shadows to say: This post cracked me up! I'm also not really looking forward to this election. I would rather not vote for any of them. Can we get a new candidate please? That would be excellent.

Anonymous said...

ugh hiliary is such a freak. she scares me. in fact, i am 100% sure she's the anti christ.
i love their dresses. have have a chic wardrobe.

inconspicuous attack toad said...

the one on the right is wearing my old prom dress.

Big Momma Pimpalishisness said...

McCain's wife and the polygamist's wife have the same high bang hair thing going on...maybe that's what's really so attractive about them?