Wednesday, April 01, 2009

April Fools!

So, I'm pregnant! Worlds 2nd pregnant man.

no, no, no...

So, I got in a car accident this morning and I'm in a coma.

no, no, no

So, I quit my job to pursue a full time blogging job because I've been so steady with updating this blog once a month

I actually did get my wife this morning. She called me on her way to work to warn me about cops on the road. When I got into work I sent her an email explaining how she had called me right as I was getting into my car and that made me forget to put my seatbelt on and was pulled over and given a $132 ticket for no seatbelt. She called me screaming about 30 seconds later. Ha! fool!

10 comments:

❉ pixie ❉ said...

You trickster.

How about becoming a professional blog commenter? You know, because you comment on my posts SO often these days. Did you even know I moved URLs?

Tim said...

Kym said something about G-Tot's birthday theme to me the other day and I was clueless. I forgot to update my google reader url until yesterday.

❉ pixie ❉ said...

Tim—What happened to the blogger we used to know and love?

Kym said...

Who do you mean? Baby Jewels? Tinapopo? Miss Kendra?

Kym said...

That was Tim. Though it probably would have been more witty if it were actually Kym

Felisa said...

Hahaha
I don't think I believed anything anyone said on the first. I'm too cautious.

Genevieve said...

lmao awesome! *high five*

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