So, I'm pregnant! Worlds 2nd pregnant man.
no, no, no...
So, I got in a car accident this morning and I'm in a coma.
no, no, no
So, I quit my job to pursue a full time blogging job because I've been so steady with updating this blog once a month
I actually did get my wife this morning. She called me on her way to work to warn me about cops on the road. When I got into work I sent her an email explaining how she had called me right as I was getting into my car and that made me forget to put my seatbelt on and was pulled over and given a $132 ticket for no seatbelt. She called me screaming about 30 seconds later. Ha! fool!