Vote or Die!

a. Go to gym

b. Go home and mend sick wife

IFFF.........

My picture links actually meant anything as to where you are and who you are next to, this is what my picture linking would actually look like...


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Uncreativity

Nothing to write right now. So, I updated all my picture links.

Does my page take too long to load because of all this crap? If so, I'll get rid of the picture links.

Do I not link to you and I should? Please provide 3 reasons I should and your favorite zoo animal and I may reconsider.

Can't touch this

I was just on the shitter and I was overcome by a sense of pride as I took a close examination of my fingerprints. They really do kick ass. Twice a good as yours.

Sleep with me

I went home at lunch today for the delivery of a new bed!! King size! Like my wiener! I’m going to effin sleep the hell out of it tonight.

Every kid in my neighborhood was riding his or her bike around. Is today Stay Home From School today? And why didn’t anyone tell me?

I… uhh… I’m sorry about the way I acted yesterday. I don’t know what got over me. I think I’m a little stressed out lately. Between the high pressures of bowling league and fall softball, I just kind of lost it. I love you. I don’t want to lose you. There's no other blog that could love you the way I do. If you’ll take me back, I’ll be yours forever.

To all the blogs I've loved before

If we were dating, I'd break up with you all right now. I'm very bored. Yet, I can't think of anything interesting to write. And it seems as if none of you have anything too exciting to say right now either. The spark just isn't there. Did we fall into a funk? Are we only hanging on to each other because we're scared of being alone? I'm thinking we should take a break. Test the waters. See if there's other blogs out there that we're more compatiable with. I've only been with one blog my whole life, I think I need some more experience. You know, have a little fun while I'm young. I'm scared that if we remain together, we'll end up regretting each other down the line. If we end up back together, then it was meant to be. It's not you, it's me.

Weak End

- Finally saw Wedding Crashers
- I liked 40 Year Old Virgin better
- Watched Philles do what they needed to do to make the playoffs
- Didn’t help.
- Fuck you Houston.
- Watched Eagles get blown out in 1st half.
- Passed out drunk
- Didn’t see comeback
- Took a walk in the woods with Titso
- Got laid in the woods like a 16 year old with no where else to go
- Not that I'd know what that is since I didn't get laid till college.
- End

What should I do this weekend? I’m thinking I should drink.

A word from our sponsors.

I’m shocked at the response to yesterday’s HNT. I’m actually a little disappointed. Sean, Conti, other guys, I expected you to call me a homo. Because really, that was very gay.

Just for Joo

OK, so Julie got mad at me for not blogging enough, so I’m just going to write some crap and it won’t be interesting. I like quality over quantity, but Julie doesn’t care what I think. Did you know tit is in quantity? Also, I figured out on her blog the other day, that the word intimidate is In Tim I Date. Since I’m married now that word has been changed to intimimarry. Julie intimimarried me into writing this.

Other words my name is found in: Time. Timid. Timber.

I just took a bathroom break to try to think of more, but all I could come up with was Quantum. Spelled wrong. Quantim.

In the song Better Man, I swear the first time in the song he says “She lies and says she’s in love with him..” he says Tim instead of him. I SWEAR!

With a broken camera, I don’t know what I should post for HNT, if anything. A close up of Titso’s ring we took right after we got engaged? Pics of me dancing in my underwear the night on my honeymoon I got so drunk and laughed so hard I puked? I may have to scrounge my PC for other pics.

Happy Julie??

Detailed reviews of everything going on in my life right now

Sirius Satellite Radio. Good.

Jack Johnson cd. Pretty good.

Philles. Suck

Eagles. We’ll see.

Marriage. Fairly good.

Fall Softball. Ehhh.

Poker. I suck.

Bowling league. Cool.

My Fair Brady. AWESOME!

Shape up or ship out

Jesus! I almost posted my second retarded post of the day. Thank God I deleted it!

A fun day for all

Yesterday was Titso and I’s one month anniversary. We decided to do something special, so we took a trip around the world. It was a little tough fitting it all into one day, but it was worth it.

My camera is on the fritz and I was only able to snap this one picture before it died on me. This was on our flight from New Guinea to Zimbabwe. Sorry I only have one picture, but I think it pretty much encapsulates our whole trip. Here!

Aurthur Fonzerelli Van DeCamp

I’m sorry to report that Desperate Housewives Jumped the Shark last night. In just the 1st episode of the second season, it’s already flipped sides like Anakin. I think every single scene was absurd. That stuff just doesn’t happen. I won’t go through the ridiculousness of it all, but I will focus on one thing. The token black family. When they were house hunting, did they put a special request into their realtor for a torture chamber in the basement? Come on now. That totally turned me off to the show. And I will of course be watching next week.

I bet it’s Fonzi locked up in the basement. And Bree will end up marrying him.

Boring

I can't top yesterday's post, so I'll post this. Queen of Pink did it today. I got it in an email last friday and did it then, so I'll just post it now.


1. First name? Timothy John O'Donnell
2. Were you named after anyone? My aunt Sharon
3. Do you wish on stars? Stars wish on me
4. When did you last cry? Right now
5. Do you like your handwriting? Who writes anymore?
6. What is your favorite lunch meat? I like to meat at Panera usually
7. What is your birth date? tomorrow bitches (last week)
8. What is your most favorite album/CD? Menudo
9. Favorite Jewelry not counting wedding/engagement ring and why? my cock ring
10. Do you have a journal? yes
11. Do you use sarcasm a lot? NO!
12. What are your nicknames? Pedro
13. Would you bungee jump? ummmm..
14. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? I only wear velcros
15. Do you think that you are strong? have you seen my guns?
16. What is your favorite ice cream flavor? potato chip
17. Shoe Size? huge
18. Red or pink? pink
19. What is your least favorite thing about yourself? my friends
20. What do you like most? my handsomeness
21. Do you want everyone you send this to send it back? no
22. What color pants and shoes are you wearing? flesh
23. What are you listening to right now? printers
24. Last thing you ate? crayons
25. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? the color of my stomach
26. What is the weather like right now? i don't know
27. Last person you talked to on the phone? don't use em
28. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? nipples
29. Do you like the person who sent this to you? no
30. Favorite Drink? gasoline (for you conti!)
31. Favorite Sport? baddmitten
32. Hair Color? grey
33. Eye Color? grey
34. Do you wear contacts? grey ones
35. Favorite Food? dinner
36. Last Movie You Watched? homemade pron
37. Favorite Day of the Year? saturdays
38. Scary Movies or Happy Endings? by happy ending you mean hand jobs?
39. Summer or winter? spring
40. Hugs Or Kisses? hummers
41. What Is Your Favorite Dessert? edible undies
42. Who is Most Likely To Respond? you
43. Who Is Least Likely To Respond? you
44. What Books Are You Reading? the torah
45. What's On Your Mouse Pad? my mouse
46. What Did You Watch Last night on TV? the screen
47. Favorite Smells? buttcrack
48. Favorite Sounds? farts
49. Rolling Stones or Beatles? beatles ate our roses
50. What's the farthest you've been from home? jersey
51. Who sent this to you? no clue

Celebration Day!!!

When I woke up this morning I knew today was going to be a good day. Today's no work day! All day of playing volleyball and playing around! My favorite pair of underwear was clean too!



When I walked into work, I got laid. How fun!


I logged onto my laptop and started what I do every morning when I log on. Blogging! Look at how much I'm enjoying all your blogs!


MMMM,MMMMM! Drinking my coffee and reading some blogs!



And then this completely unfortunate series of events happened....


AAANNNDD.... this is me driving home to change my shorts...

My only piece of jewlery

My camera's broken, so all I have are pics from the honeymoon. And since I posted a picture of my ass last week, I thought I'd spare everyone this week.

This is my hand and the Isle of Capri.

FUUUUUCK!

Lost didn't tivo. I want to cry.

Let's play a drinking game!

Everyone has to list 3 things they've never done. I'll go first.

I Never plucked an eyebrow
I Never rode an ostrich
I Never signed the Declaration of Independence


ok, your turn.