I've been doing actual work this mornign, so I didn't think of anything to write. So, I'm stealing Heather's post idea which she stole from someone else.
The first sentence on the first post of each month of the year:
January – “Drink less *” - A new years resolution. The “*” indicated it had already been broken.
February – “As promised, last night I held a peeing contest with my cat.” - I must have been drunk when I wrote that.
March – “I'm Johnny Depp.” - Seriously, I am.
April – “Last night I went online and watched the flash cartoon that kid that just went crazy and killed all those people at his school made.” - Did I get political? No.
May – “I'm such a loser.” - I’m surprised I don’t start every post off with this sentence.
June – “Last night I had my first nightmare about my wedding.” - That post was too long to re-read. I think it had something to do with Titso getting pregnant on our wedding night. Thank God that didn’t…
July – “Titso had the first of her two wedding showers last weekend.” - Wow, I’m boring.
August – “Welp, we moved this weekend.” - Why does anyone read this crap?
September – “I'll tell you what, you do a lot of fucking walking when you go to Italy.” - Please kill me.
October – “Finally saw Wedding Crashers” - Who cares?
November – “It started slow.” - It’s ending even slower.
December – “I haven't done MSPaint in forever (2 weeks), so after reading about Conti’s desire to dunk, I thought I'd share a story and do some MSPainting.” - Redemption!