Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Celebration Day!!! part 2

Thursday is Celebration Day here at work. After a disaster last year, I'm hoping to bounce back and celebrate like crazy this year. Among the list of activities I'm set to kick ass in:

Football Throwing contest - I can throw a football over those mountains
NFL trivia game - I can name all 32 teams and the capital of the state they play in. Example: New York Giants: Capital City: Trenton
Limbo contest - I'm not gay
Pie Eating contest (Chocolate creme) - I don't eat anything with that little slash over the e.
Pumpkin decorating contest - My winning design
Penalty flag throwing contest - I don't even know what the hell that means, but it sounds like something I will rule.
College Mascot trivia game - College is for nerds
Volleyball, Frisbee, Badminton - I, will, dominate.

13 comments:

treespotter said...

we've a similar aversion for that thing on top of the e.

i don't do contests tho. i like to win.

Lulu said...

Celebration Day? I can also throw a football over those mountains.

Oh great One said...

Good luck! Let us know how many things you "dominate"!

Melissa said...

Limbo is, like, the gayest dance out there. I bet you'll totally win.

Leezer said...

Timophil:

Man, I wish I worked where you do. And you would totally want me on your volleyball team, but probably not the pie eating contest cause I'm watching my girlish figure. Why do they let you do this? Are they trying to win you over before you are totally snowed under with work for the next ten months?

TinaPoPo said...

Your pumpkin design is impressive, especially the way you managed to carve the letters all the way through the pumpkin, so that we could see the white background. It's amazing. Do you freelance or is this strictly a workplace thing?

Tim said...

tree - since you live in the future you can probably tell me how much stuff I win tomorrow.

lulu - yep. We rule.

ogo - probably a million.

mel - ha. If it were a robot dancing contest, I'd win that shit hands down.

vof - Year end is actually the slowest time of the year for us. I think we got voted as a top IT place to work at or something.

tpp - workplace only... and you know what funny, the rules state "you must bring in your own pumpkin carving tools. No knives allowed." What the hell are you supposed to use???

Softball Slut said...

Your finger! i would totally kick ass on the penalty flag throwing contest. And volleyball. I rule!

❉ pixie ❉ said...

What pie has a slash over the e?

Conti said...

I love playing badminton, and would bet a silver dollar that I could beat you at a match.

Tim said...

pix - creme does

laurzeilei said...

Have you seen Napoleon Dynamite?

Uncle Rico's line, "How much you wanna bet I can throw a football over those mountains?" is our (mine and my husband's) favorite line. We laugh hysterically every time we see that part.

Brookelina said...

Trenton. That made me spit my coffee out.