Sunday, June 10, 2007

Wedding Crashers

This weekend at the beach Kym's sister's best friend while growing up got married on the beach. We weren't invited, but Kym hasn't seen her sister in 7 months and she wanted to see Kenslee, so we were told to come. It was all very casual, and zen, and Buddha, and the two getting married are both vegans, so it all was very granola, and they were happy to have us.

So, as we arrived Kym's sister was in the street and whisked Kym and Kenslee off to one house while I was told to go to another house with Kym's parents. After an awkward half hour (Kym's parents knew no one either) we all paraded to the beach.



Kenslee was instantly a nightmare, so we had to stand off to the side as to not interrupt.



We had some fun..



..but as the guests of honor were a half hour late, fun turned to crying and right after Kym's sister's friend was walked down the beach by her dad and father-in-law...




Kenslee and I left the beach and missed the whole thing. In most cases I would have been happy with her because weddings are generally boring unless they are you're own. But I wasn't happy, I wanted to see this wedding. It would have been a beautiful sight. Not for the romace of it, but because...

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It was two chicks!!!!!



SWEEET! God Bless New Jersey!

16 comments:

Laurie said...

oh tim. don't be a lesbo whore.

you are so much better than that ;)

naynayfazz said...

I have you know...I was not expecting the last part of the blog. I now have sweet potato drool on my desk from laughing. Ew, that sounds even worse as I type it out.

It looks like good times! A vegan/lesbian beach wedding sounds like a lot of fun. I agree, I am glad my home state has given people the marry the same sex if they want to. I am also glad it makes for funny blogging material. :)

Think Frustrated said...

The only bad thing is that they are kind of the stereotype lesbians (granola and rug munching). Looks like fun. Lots of people came only to record the "You may now kiss the brides," or, "The brides may now kiss," or, "Let's see some chicks slip each other the tongue" moment, and then sell it on the internet.

ジェネヴィーヴ said...

lmao oh man. i laughed so hard. not good today as my heart is giving me troubles.

you never cease to entertain me.

they look like attractive girls, too. i would've been sad to miss it myself.

Melissa said...

I've always wondered if people snicker when the lesbos wear white at their wedding like they do at breeder weddings. I mean, you know, "does oral sex really count as sex?" type thing. I need to consult my priest about this.

Tim said...

L - nobody is better than a lesbo whore!

N - I never get political, but it really is crazy that most states don't allow same sex marriages.

T - yeah, it was very stereotypicial. Oddly though, if I remember the story correctly, the one girl was straight until she met the other girl 4 years ago.

G- yes, they are both very pretty girls.

M - no, oral doesn't count. Just like anal.

Oh great One said...

I didn't see THAT coming! :)

Blonde said...

Lesbians in Avalon>!?!?!?!?!

That is the first lesbian wedding that I have seen that both girls are wearing a dress. Usually one opts for pants.

Your daughter is adorable :)

Chick said...

Yeah...the suprise got me...your ending was better thatn the Sopranos series finally...yeah...Jersey style.

Christina said...

That looks like it was a really pretty wedding. I have never been to a beach wedding. Or a lesbian wedding. You've got me 0 for 2, Tim!

brookelina said...

I can't wait to be an official Jersey girl again! Which does not mean I am going to marry another woman on the beach...

Paul said...

Did they have it on the beach because they wanted to? Or because gay people are the spawn of Satan and aren't allowed in church?

Grace said...

they both had beautiful dresses AND i didn't expect the lesbian twist. very awesome.

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Tim said...

O - I carefully crafted my words to set up the twist ending!

B - thanks!

C - Meadow marrying another girl would have been way better.

C - I rule!

B- thats what you think now. Wait till Jersey gets a hold of you.

P - I think God intended to wipe them all away with a tidal wave, but he did yard work all day on Saturday and fell asleep on the sofa.

G - one of the bridesmaids is a designer for Urban Outifitters and she made them both.

Leezer said...

Timathon:
Those are lipstick lesbians.