Wednesday, April 02, 2008

Who will get kicked off American Idol tonight?

Every Wednesday my blog is overrun with people begging to find out the answer to this question. I wrote a post about that 2 years ago and people still go to that post for an answer. So, here's my "Who will get kicked off American Idol tonight?" post for the year.

So, who will get kicked off because their song chocie was too boring? Everyone. Dolly Parton night? Come on now. And no one even did the White Stripes version of Jolene. Every sucked. Everyone should go. And by "everyone" I mean the producers who thought that would be a good idea. American Idol should only be on the air for the month of auditions, then they should crown the winner. I only gets more boring after that. I predict they have to kick everyone off tonight because not a single person voted.

10 comments:

dizzy von damn! said...

you take that back! dolly is a national treasure!

egan said...

That Brooke White chick seemed okay, yet the judges didn't like it. I think she sang Jolene. That was the only person I saw though. Have them boot the chick from Oregon who holds the mic like a cigar.

Naynayfazz said...

I am getting so sick of Idol. It gets worse and worse every week. I used to LOVE watching it. Now, not so much. I do like a few singers but overall, the show is boring and super cheesy. I like Dolly P though and agree with miss Kendra. Dolly is a very talented songwriter, whether you like country or not.

Hey Egan, who holds the mic like a cigar? ha ha I have no idea who you are talking about but that is funny.

Scarlet Hip said...

That Brooke chick is totally hot!!!

Oh wait, you were talking about something else...

Melissa said...

I freaking love Dolly Parton cause she has big boobies (no, I'm not a lesbian, promise) and tons of spunk. Seriously, "It takes a lot of money to look this cheap" and "I have got little feet because nothing grows in the shade"? A-w-e-s-o-m-e. American Idol? Not so awesome, dawg.

Anonymous said...

Does anyone actually even watch American Idol anymore? I've never followed a season but I generally watch a few shows here and there but that hasn't happened in at least 2 seasons.
I like your predictions.

JQ said...

What's American Idol?

Anonymous said...

They should kick off Paula Abdul or maybe Steve Guttenberg.

inconspicuous attack toad said...

wow really? american idol, dude? come on...

Lisa said...

Tim:

Sorry this is so late. I just watched the American Idol Gives Back thing last night and could not believe they made the contestants dress up in those white get-ups and sing like they were in friggin Up With People. Especially the Australian hot guy. He's probably embarassed.

Castro needs to go.