Friday, February 27, 2009

heh heh. He said...

In a few weeks I'm will have been with my company for 8 years. Everyday people come up to me and ask me questions and I often know the answers off the top of my head. When they walk away I think about how odd/pathetic/cool it is that I have all of this information in my head. But what's even cooler is when I get to say things like "Scrotum" and "Vagina" in a purely business sense.

9 comments:

Oh great One said...

I wish I could listen in on these "questions".

Just said...

Ooh - am all intrigued now. What are you being asked? I used to get to say stuff like that in a business sense back when I edited erotic fiction.

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Anonymous said...

lol awesome

CaCaBoy said...

I love that you can use those words in conversation and still not violate a sexual harrassment policy! What other words do you get to use with inpunity?

Jootastic said...

Do you run a porn store, Tim?

Tim said...

O - no questions, just gestures

j - you edited erotic fiction??

g - yeah it is

c - umm.. chlamydia. ghonnoreha. anal fizzures

j - what I do isn't quite as romantic as running a porn store.

Anonymous said...

In a purely business sense?
But deep inside of you, you must be giggling your ass off.

CaCaBoy said...

You crack me up! Anal fizzures crack me up! But Chlamydia not so much....