Wednesday, June 28, 2006

I feel bad for you

I wrote the best freakin post this morning. It was so good that I had to keep to to myself. My Precious post for just me. I don’t want to give too much away about it in case someone else comes up with the same idea, but I will tell you it involved an ice cream cone with jimmies on top and a unicorn winning the Kentucky Derby. You guys are so unlucky that you can’t read it all.

24 comments:

❉ pixie ❉ said...

Reminds me of my youth.

The Other Half said...

see, you were try8ing to copy me...i wrote about ice cream last night

Tim said...

Pix - a unicorn won the KD when you were in your youth?

awa - I was try8ing nothing of the sort!

Think Frustrated said...

What do you mean by, "can't read it all?" Can we read some of it. Was this ice cream with jimmies on top a new collaboration between Breyers and Trojan. It could be called "The Safest Ice Cream on Earth that Also Tastes Like Strawberry-Flavored Latex." Then, because the name is too long, they will shorten it to, "Dulce de Latex."

Tim said...

I don't think breyers would go there, but I'm 100% sure Ben and Jerry has a Jumpin Ron Jeremy's Jimmie Covered Cream in the works.

Mad Ethel said...

I'm pretty sure I saw that flavor at Walmart the other day. Blech. Hairy Italian guys just don't do it for me, no matter what the benefits.

Think Frustrated said...

I don't really think Ron Jeremy does it for anyone. He's like a little troll with a dick of brobdingnagian proportions. Honestly, all that cock wouldn't fit inside someone.

Oops, Sorry Tim. Is this more of a family site now. This comment is rated R for brief nudity and adult language. It would include adult situations, but I didn't mention paying bills or balancing a checkbook.

Oh great One said...

I'm crying now. (On the inside) I can't believe you would keep such a treasure from us.

fuzzymuffin said...

Good thinkin' Tim. You don't want to peak too soon. I'd save it for the last post you ever do so you can go out with a bang

Softball Slut said...

Speaking of banging, think frustrated's post was icky. I dont like Ron Jeremy. But my best friend's boyfriend idolizes him. Ick

HappyKap said...

jimmies are sprinkles, right?

Leezer said...

Tim:
You're a blog-tease.

Paul said...

I totally thought of that already. I just decided it wasn't good enough for my blog. I guess I have higher standards than you.

Hill said...

Ha ha...haven't visited for a while and suddenly have no idea why. Feeling very unlucky indeed...

jackt said...

You post that and I'll take you to court for writing about my midget butler without paying him royalties.

Chick said...

Happykap is right...what the hell are jimmies?

Just said...

Way to ruin my Thursday Tim! Thanks for nothing.

Conti said...

It's always polite to share.

Tim said...

yes all, jimmies and sprinkles are the same thing. They those thingees that go on top of your ice cream.

Ann said...

It's worth having an out of body experience for, so I can spirit myself into your house, turn on your computer and read it.

Think Frustrated said...

That makes more sense now. In my part of the country, Jimmies are a rap-guy slang for condoms. As in, "I got a pocket full of jimmies/ the beey-otches wanna gimme/ that coochie on the skinny/ Damn it feels good to be a gangsta."

OK. I made up that rap lyric, but, honestly, most people in the country would think of Jimmies as condoms.

Leezer said...

Tim:
I thought Jimmies was slang for some street drug, like speed or something, which kind of cracked me up thinking of it on icecream.

inconspicuous attack toad said...

mmmm jimmies.

Christopher said...

Thanks for ruining my day!