Did anyone catch the Rock, Paper, Scissors Championships on tv last night?
If so, did you see the one part where the one guy threw rock, and the other guy also threw rock? It was freakin mayhem. Then there was the one part where the lady threw paper and the guy threw rock and she covered his rock with her paper? He cried foul because you can’t make contact! A fight almost broke out. Then, the one lady who threw paper, then changed it to rock? Ha! You’re caught lady! They went to the slow motion reply! You rockhead! You know how the old saying goes: "I'm rock and you're paper, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to your scissors."