Tuesday, June 13, 2006

It's called Roshambo for all you unlearned

Did anyone catch the Rock, Paper, Scissors Championships on tv last night?

If so, did you see the one part where the one guy threw rock, and the other guy also threw rock? It was freakin mayhem. Then there was the one part where the lady threw paper and the guy threw rock and she covered his rock with her paper? He cried foul because you can’t make contact! A fight almost broke out. Then, the one lady who threw paper, then changed it to rock? Ha! You’re caught lady! They went to the slow motion reply! You rockhead! You know how the old saying goes: "I'm rock and you're paper, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to your scissors."

13 comments:

❉ pixie ❉ said...

Sounds riveting.

Chuck said...

So sorry I missed that. Damn...

min said...

Is TV running out of ideas??

Melissa said...

There's a tock, paper, scissors championships? Are som people bored by any chance?

I am. I love playing it! I rock (no pun intended)

Melissa said...

i meant rock. I can't type. It's a real disability sometimes

Oh great One said...

I missed the Rock, Paper Scissors championship? Was that LAST night? Aw man! That bites.

the belligerent intellectual said...

Personally I prefer the game my friends and I created called "Rock, Paper, Hitler" which replaces the two fingers as a scissor with one finger across your upper lip as a mustache.

Chuck said...

Just thought I'd let you know that I had lunch at Qdoba today and I thought of you, but not in a gay way. I'm also regretting the habanero salsa, but it was good going in. Just burns coming out...

Frap Gurl said...

seriously this is on tv... hmmm

Leezer said...

Tim:
I did NOT catch the show. But I can imagine how provocative it must have been.

By way of shameless "me," talk, my friend Ruthie and I spent literally every single day in eighth grade history class playing R/P/S against Randy Swan and David Pardo. Whoever lost had to receive a slap on the underside of the forearm. After we were sufficiently bruised, the teachers made us stop. Ruthie and I were sad because Randy and Dave were popular, and we thought that getting beat up by them made us popular too.

Funqi said...

I didn't catch it - though I have seen it before during the WSOP shows - last night we were too busy watching the World Championchips of DOMINOES on ESPN 2.

Tim said...

pix - I really thought it would be. it wasn't.

chuck - don't be.

min - yes

mel - I was bored out of my mind after 5 minutes. For some reason I thought it would be so good I set up both of my tivos to tape it.

ogo - no, really, it doesn't.

bi - yeah, the hilter beats all. But if both people do a hitler at the same time a genocide occurs.

chuck - I know! It's so damn good on the way down. Then, not so much.

candi - long time no see!

vof - randy and dave are probably behind bars right now.

funqi - I saw that was on! I was disappointed though because I thought it was the dominos where you line them up and knock them down.

ambs77 said...

roshambo is the coolest drinking game EVER. your stock just went up, timmy.